Dream SMP Group Chats

Jobs

Jack
have you guys ever thought about what you would be if you weren't a streamer?

Niki
probably richer and happier

Wilbur
amen to that

Tommy
I would be the king of England

Jack
I think I'd be a waiter

Philza
why

Wilbur
yeah, why?

Jack
I feel like that's the only thing I'm smart enough for

Ranboo
dont say things like that jack :(

Tommy
yeah, that's insulting to waiters man.

Jack
🖕🖕🖕

Wilbur
honestly tho jack? I'd probably just make music and stuff. Probably do part time work and stuff to get by

Tommy
I would be the king of England

Philza
king of the English pre-school

Technoblade
lol

Tubbo
I would be a producer or something I feel like that would be cool

Ranboo
I'd be an actor. Wouldn't it be cool if me and Tubbo did a movie together

Tommy
woah woah woah

Wilbur
🤨

Philza
🤨

Jack
that's a little strange mate

Ranboo
what the hell? I meant like a comedy movie like Grown Ups or something 😐

Tubbo
well duh, what other movies are there

Niki
I'd be a model

Wilbur
nice save Niki

Niki
thanks

Tommy
maybe something to do with video editing, idk

Philza
I feel like tommy would make a good businessman

Technoblade
agreed

Wilbur
very much so

Tommy
will you all trust me with your finances

Philza
not a chance

Technoblade
I'd trust Jack with my finances way before you

Jack
aw really??

Technoblade
that was not a compliment

Wilbur
I would trust you with my finances tommy

Tommy
really???

Wilbur
no lol

Tubbo
I would tommy, you are very responsible with money

Tommy
thank you Tubbo

Ranboo
for the record, I'd trust you with my money too

Tommy
thanks Ranboo

Jack
I'm sad guys

Niki
we know

Philza
we know mate

Tubbo
over 20% of bald people are clinically depressed so it makes sense

Ranboo
is that true???

Tubbo
probably

Tommy
if I was bald I'd be depressed

Jack
fuck you all you're so mean to me

Technoblade
stop complaining and go make 20k by sitting in front of your computer for two hours laughing at stupid videos on the internet

Wilbur
🥶🥶🥶

Tommy
he has a point

Jack
TWENTY K??? IS THAT HOW MUCH YOU MAKE PER STREAM TECHNO??

Technoblade
what? No. I make way more than that, I figured that was around your average since you're a lot smaller than me.

Jack
how much do you make

Technoblade
depends. sometimes it's only like 20k, other times it's close to 40k.

Philza
what

Wilbur
I'm switching to YouTube

Tommy
same

Jack
I am crying rn

Technoblade
what? How much do you all make per stream??

Tommy
maybe 10k on a good day...

Philza
idk like 5k

Jack
I am poor

Wilbur
I make enough

Niki
this is sexism I demand more money now

Tubbo
yeah this is sexism I want more money

Niki
doesn't work that way Tubbo

Tommy
that's very meniphobic of you Niki

Niki
what

Wilbur
mmm I love the sound of idiocy in the group chat

George
I make a lot

Technoblade
since when is George here

George
I've always been here I just don't talk to you losers. Later! Me and Dream have bags to chase 💞

Tommy
he's awfully sus

Jack
sussy baka

Niki has left the groupchat

Wilbur
looks like it's just us dudes in here now

Tommy
is it gay if it's only dudes in here

Philza
what

Tubbo
no wait he has a point

Ranboo
no he doesn't???

Wilbur has added Niki to the group

Wilbur
not gay anymore

Niki
you're using me so you're not gay?

Tommy
lol I swear that's like the main plot line of a Wilbur fanfic

Wilbur
you read fanfics of me?

Technoblade
yeah I'm out

Philza
I'm not even going to try to get involved

Fundy
I think I'd be like a zoologist or something