Dream SMP Group Chats

The Intervention

Tommy has added Wilby to 'The Intervention'

PhilzaMC
hello son, it's time we talked

Wilby
guys if this is about the lemurs I'm not talking about it

Tubbo
what lemurs

Wilby
what lemurs haha?

PhilzaMC
William.

Techno
oh shit he used your full name

Tommy
🤭

Tubbo
🐝 look at this cute bee emoji

Wilby
what's this all about then

Tommy
that's a cool bee Tubbo

Tubbo
:D

PhilzaMC
The sand. Wilbur. The sand.

Wilby
about how I eat it?

Tommy
yes Wilbur that's not good for you

Wilby
how is it not good for me? salt has the same consistency

PhilzaMC
but salt melts in your mouth

Wilby
and?

Philza
SAND DOESNT

Techno
yeah he's got you there wilbur

Tubbo
didn't dinosaurs eat sand to help digest stuff

Tommy
no they ate rocks

Wilby
so dinosaurs can munch on rocks but I can't eat sand

PhilzaMC
they were dinosaurs mate

Wilby
so what?

Techno
well I mean look how that turned out for them
they're all dead now
so

Wilby
so you're implying I'll die if I eat sand

PhilzaMC
YES

Tommy
yes

Tubbo
maybe?

Techno
yeah probably

Wilby
have I ever told you guys about why kelp is the greatest sea food

PhilzaMC
don't change the subject

Tubbo
wait I wanna hear this

Tommy
no you don't Tubbo

Tubbo
oh ok

Wilby
you can't stop me from eating sand.

PhilzaMC
I will fly down there and put you in house arrest
on*

Wilby
I'll UberEats it

PhilzaMC
you cannot ubereat sand

Wilby
but it's crunchy goodness

Techno
yeah that one made me hard cringe

Tommy
yeah

Wilby
it's literally just undercooked glass

PhilzaMC
WILL NO ONE EATS GLASS

Wilby
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A THEM PROBLEM?

Tubbo
Why are we shouting D:

Tommy
techno Wilbur and dadza are fighting again

Techno
I know, it so pleasing to witness.

PhilzaMC
STOP EATING SAND WILBUR

Wilby
YOU CANT STOP ME.
I WILL DINE ON SAND AS I PLEASE

PhilzaMC
KRISTEN AND I ARE FLYIG OVER.

Wilby
GOOD YOU CAN JOIN ME
FOR SOME
YUMMY SAND EATING

PhilzaMC
YOU ARE THE REASON I DONT WANT REAL KIDS

Tommy
😦

Tubbo
😦

Wilby
😦😢

Techno
hahaha

PhilzaMC
I'm sorry I love you kids

Tommy
PhilzaMinecraft yells at son (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE WRONG) (TRAUMATIC)

Tubbo
this is so sad

PhilzaMC
no I didn't mean it
Wilbur I'm sorry
you're not my favourite but I still like you

Wilby
I'm writing a song about this
it's going to be called
'Dad's ain't shit'

Tommy
POG

Tubbo
I'll stream it Wilbur :D

Techno
sounds lame.
will there be mentions of anarchy?

Wilby
yes

Techno
wow sounds awesome Wilbur I'll listen to it too

PhilzaMC
I'm sorry 😔

Wilby has renamed the group 'Anti-Phil activists'

Techno
DOWN WITH TYRANNY

Tubbo
didn't the tyrannosaurus already die

Tommy
tyranny means like dictator or someone evil I guess

Tubbo
oh
DOWN WITH TYRANNOSAURUS!

Wilby
close enough
DOWN WITH TYRANNY

Tommy
no Philza Minecraft is a god I will not stand for this

PhilzaMC
thank you tommy

Tommy
it is no problem big man, creator of Minecraft, haver of women, wife lover, master of the universe

Wilby
is there a word for loving your idol too much

Techno
simp

Tubbo
SimpInnit

Tommy
TUBBO?

Tubbo
IM SORRY TOMMY
I DIDNT MEAN IT

Tommy
That Ranboo fellow has gotten to you
I will not stand for this either
I will save you Tubbo

Tubbo
But I like Ranboo D:

Tommy
silence.
I will save you from him

Techno
idk Ranboo is pretty cool

Tommy
SHUT UP YOUTUBER
THE DYNAMIC DUO ARE SPEAKING

Techno
Phil get a load of this guy

PhilzaMC
I know

Tommy
PHILZA?

Wilby
I am currently munching on sand.

PhilzaMC
NO