Dream SMP Group Chats

the talk

Tommy
Listen, Ranboo, we need to have a chat.

Tubbo
oh no tommy please dont

Tommy
silence, Toby. This must be said.

Tubbo
ranboo im so sorry

Ranboo
should i be worried?????

Tommy
Listen big man. I just need to know your intentions for my Tubbo.

Tubbo
oh god

Ranboo
well i mean
is he really yours if i married him?
and had a kid with him?

Tommy
yes he is.

Tubbo
oh god

Ranboo
I dunno
sounds like you're in denial little guy

Tubbo
oh no.

Tommy
LISTEN HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKER I WILL RAIN DOWN HELL UPON YOU IF YOU EVER DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU ABSOLUTE FREAK OF NATURE WANKER I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE STOMACH AND STEAL YOUR KNEECAPS AND MAKE TUBBO WEAR THEM AS SHOULDER PADS TO SYMBOLISE HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP CAN NEVER BE OVER TAKEN ESPECIALLY NOT BY AN AMERICAN

Ranboo
do you type in all caps to make up for your lack in height when talking to me

Tommy
tubbo i am going to end him.

Tubbo
nooo D:

Tommy
HE'S AMERICAN TUBBO! HOW LOW CAN YOU STOOP? ITS LIKE I BARELY EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE.

Tubbo
Tommy DDDDDDD:

Ranboo
i would never yell at you like that tubbo
you can be friends with whoever you want <3
also james charles never called me homophobic sooooo

Tommy
TUBBO YOU MUST LEAVE THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY.

Tubbo
but i like him Tommy D:

Tommy
we can find you a new thing to like, please just never talk to the american again

Ranboo
i think tommy's just sad he's being replaced by a half-enderman and a baby zombie piglin.

Tommy has removed Ranboo from the chat

Tommy
Tubbo. You saw that, right? He's american and you cant trust him

Tubbo
D:
but Michael
and I like him

Tommy
i literally got beaten to death by dream can you just give me this one please

Tubbo
but i married him

Tommy
ok and?
take all his money and michael and run

Tubbo
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