Aries: Britain, he later invites you for some mashed potato dinner
Taurus: South Africa, what she wants with them is uncertain but your pretty sure shes gonna make a potato army
Gemini: Germany, he steals all your hot potatoes and claims its for an "expirement" with Turkey
Cancer: Turkey, He steals your hot potatoes to throw them at America with Germany
Leo: Bhutan, he needed a friend so he drew faces on the potato. Poor bhutan, go be friends with them leo
Virgo: Ukraine and Russia, they were admiring your LoVeLy potatoes and weight them with Libra's weighing scale
Libra: No one stole your potatoes, but Russia and Ukraine stole Virgo's and checked which potato is the heaviest with your scale
Scorpio: You had no potatoes to steal lmao better grow some and join the fight Germany and Turkey are in with America
Sagittarius: Malaysia, he didnt exactly steal them but they asked for your permission to have them, good boy
Capricorn: America, he only stole your potatoes and later apologized, because he was in a potato war with Turkey and Germany. You joined america's team on the potato war, but you were on Turkey and Germany's side all along...
Aquarius: You made your potatoes into french fries and gave them to every zodiac, thx aquarius <3
Pisces: You caught Austrailia trying to steal your potatoes, but joke's on them cause you ate all your potatoes already
(This was requested by some person, i forgot your username sorry!)
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