chenle
it was nice knowing you
babe

jisung
yep... we'll remember you
when we're winning our
first grammy

haechan
no we won't

jeno
i will

renjun
i'll be too rich

me
guys why're you talking
shit rn

mark
chill out stop crying

mark
no one is taking her away
johnny just knows about it
that's it

jeno
oh shit

jaemin
k nvm

jisung
yh k then

chenle
i probably won't remember
you by the time we
win a grammy even if you
married one of the members

renjun
yh coz you'll have fkn
memory loss issues

me
fax

me
nah but fr one of you guys
should totally marry me

haechan
yes i'd love that please be
me

renjun
no

jaemin
omg is this a proposal

chenle
it's me clearly

jisung
it's probably me

mark
yh it's probably jisung

jisung
wait hyung don't agree

jeno
i know how to cook and
clean so i'm clearly the
best choice

jaemin
no bae you and me 4eva

jeno
stop saying forever like that

jaemin
make me

me
woah guys no need to sex
each other right here

me
there are children present,
jisung i'm so sorry

jisung
i'm older than you

me
says who

haechan
probably your birth certificate

me
i ate it on my way out the
womb along with the
nurse at the end of the table
so actually there is no record

mark
what in the genuine fuck

chenle
minji you're terrifying

renjun

mei know

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me
i know

jaemin
so scary yet so beautiful

me
sexy right?

renjun
stop-

haechan
minji let's kiss

me
or not

haechan
damn shot my shot but it
rebounded and hit me in
the heart

chenle
deep

lucas
wtf is going on in here
on this day

chenle

meLUCAS

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me
LUCAS

lucas
MINJI

jaemin
SEXY

jeno
BARK

chenle
AH

renjun
i'm going to become an
alcoholic

me
juul = not cuul

haechan
oop hot

renjun
minji a juul is not alcohol

renjun
and haechan i will hurt you

jisung
FITE FITE FITE

me
kookaburra sits in the
old gum tree, merry merry
king of the bush is he

felix
LAUGH KOOKABURRA
LAUGH KOOKABURRA
GAY YOUR LIFE MUST BE

mark
WTF IS THAT

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