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1.) Phil Collen and Phil Collins are blood relatives.
2.) Phil Collen has once stated in an interview, "Since I'm a vegan, whenever I mow the grass, my mouth begins to water like fucking crazy".
3.) Phil Collen is often nicknamed "Muscle Man Shirtless Gay Porno Dad" by his band mates. When asked in an interview what he thinks of this, he said, "It pisses me the FUCK OFF". F in chat for Phil. #SomebodySavePhil
4.) Phil Collen hates lemons.
5.) In 2006, while staying over at Joe Elliott's house, Phil Collen got so drunk he attempted to "fix" a light switch that did NOT need ANY fixing. When finished, the light switch completely stopped working. To this day, the light switch STILL does not work. "I still hold a MAJOR grudge against the bugger for doing that" -Joe Elliott, on the light switch incident. [Take a drink of water every-time you read, "light switch"].
6.) Phil Collen was once called "Dumbo ears" by Rick Savage back in 1987, this resulted in Phil sucker-punching Rick Savage.
7.) Phil Collen is Santa.
8.) When Phil Collen was born, doctors accidentally misspelled his last name on his birth certificate. Instead of "Collen", his last name was spelled, "Colon".
9.) When asked what his favourite food was, Phil Collen replied with, "Grass".
10.) One of Phil Collen's non musical talents is counting to 666 in a scary demonic language that NO ONE can decipher.
11.) Phil Collen is sexually attracted to starfish.
12.) Phil Collen's favourite swear word is, "Slug monkey". EVERYONE is confused by this.
13.) Phil Collen suffers from the same vivid nightmare every Halloween. It consists of "waking up naked, Sav [Rick Savage] giving Vivian a lap dance, Rick [Allen] licking the wall, Joe eating fingers and me jumping out a window and landing in a pile of playdoh" -Phil Collen.
14.) Phil Collen was born in 1899. Don't let Google fool y'all.
15.) Phil Collen once married a Tree.
16.) During the "Hysteria" tour, Phil Collen was arrested for being shirtless in a mini-mall. Upon being arrested, Phil screamed, "BLOODY FUCKING HELL, WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE OFFENDED BY TITS?!!!". F in chat for Phil. #SomebodySavePhil.
17.) When asked how many people he's dated, Phil Collen replied, "69". Nice.
18.) Phil Collen's favourite song is "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.
19.) Phil Collen eats nails for breakfast.
20.) Phil Collen has a phobia of anything related to dairy or meat, this is the reason he is a vegan.
21.) Phil Collen's full name is "Phil Muscle Man Fitness God 😩👌🏻 Collen".
22.) Phil Collen is Justin Bieber's Godfather.
23.) While touring with Def Leppard in 2003, Phil Collen "accidentally" shoved an ENTIRE Wii remote in his ass. The Wii remote had to be surgically removed, due to it being stuck in Phil's ass for four weeks.
24.) Phil Collen is the writer of the song "Four Letter Word" from Def Leppard's album "X". Phil has said his inspiration for writing the song was a "vintage porno".
These are all fake and just for laughs. No disrespect intended toward any of the band members ❤️🇬🇧.
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