What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)

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Shouto: Wait

Shouto:

Shouto: This was a bad idea

Touya: HAHAHAAH FUCKER I HAVE NO MONEY WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA BE BUYING THREE MONTHS WORTH OF SOBA WITH

Touya: AND ANOTHER THING

Touya: KEIGO

Keigo: Yes?

Touya: Don't let them in don't let them see be the good girl you always have to be ;)

Keigo: Lowkey turned on 😫

Shouto: Alright I'm out

Shouto: Izuku can we leave

Izuku: um...

Shouto: What's wrong?

Izuku: ...You do realize you just woke Kacchan up from his sleep right?

Shouto: Wait fuck what time is it?

Izuku: 9pm?

Touya: Who tf is asleep at this time

Shouto: Bakugou goes to sleep at 8:30 because apparently he needs his beauty sleep or something

Shouto: Idk that's what our classmates say

Touya: I call bs I don't believe it

Shouto: Really?

Touya: Yeah. A high schooler? Going to sleep at a decent time? Make a more believable lie next time 🙄

Shouto: Uhm alright

Shouto: Izuku before I die I just want you to know that I love you

Izuku: I love you too. Oh and by the way I thought I should let you know that I was the one who took your All Might sweater

Shouto: Wait what? You told me my father burned it?

Izuku: I'm sorry it was so big on me and it was so comfortable that I couldn't help but take it 😔

Shouto: Now I know where you got that oversized hoodie from

Izuku: Don't be mad 😣

Shouto: I'm not mad I justAowbagehwowowhwhAIWHWVDIEOQBSHOWWHVWJWWO

Touya: Oops looks like someone's finally dying

Touya: Smh time for a funeral it was getting boring anyway 😪

Izuku: ??? Touya what did you do???

Touya: WOAH?  You go ahead and blame me immediately damn what did I do to deserve this

Touya: It ain't my fault your boyfriend has STD's god 🙄

Natsuo: NOT THE STD'S 😭😭😭

Izuku: Well if it wasn't you then who was it?

Touya: LIKE I WOULD FUCKING KNOW

Izuku: You better tell me or else

Touya: Oh?  I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake

Izuku: I'm gonna Detroit ansbauwkkqkqnwshwoNhhuaISWHWGWVWUWIWKNQ

Natsuo: Damn Touya now you went after the boyfriend Shouto's definitely gonna kill you

Touya: Again, wasn't me