BABE

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jaemin
hey babe

jaemin
how old are you

me
uhh

me
i'm 19

jaemin
yh mark can't call you
babe that's weird

haechan
it's also weird if we call
call her babe

jeno
that's true

chenle
jisung and i do not fall
into that old people category
so

jisung
what's up babe

chenle
no dumbass i was gonna
say that

me
wait how old are you guys

jisung
i'm 20

chenle
i'm 21

renjun
the rest of us excluding
mark are pretty much 22

jeno
mark is like 23

me
lmao old

mark
i am not old

haechan
yh you are

chenle
old man

renjun
ancient even

jaemin
prehistoric if you will

me
birth of the universe
perhaps

jisung
first atom ever if you'd
like

chenle
crusty may be your
preference

haechan
aliven't might fit you better

jeno
but have you tried
our all new 'so old that
it's not even old it's just
offensive'. it's quite good

mark
wtf

mark
i'm telling taeyong

me
who's that?

jeno
our group leader

jaemin
like the entire nct leader

chenle
mark apparently is the
dream leader

jisung
coz he's old

mark
HEY WAHT HAPPENED
TO RESPECT

me
you guys he's right

me
respect the elderly

mark
yeah

mark
WAIT WTF

jisung
lmao hyung got told

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