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Butterfly Killerz

Kitten: M'lady?

Thugaboo: what's up Kitten?

Kitten: I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find ;)

Foxy: AWWWW!

Queenie: Rena and Me are sitting with LB rn on the tower and she's bright red!

Thugaboo: I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT!!!! >//////////<

Kitten: ( ˘ ³˘)♥ love you bugaboo~

Idiot#2: hey Rena!

Foxy: ye?

Idiot#2: let me tie your shoes! I don't want you falling else ;)

Foxy: ....

Thugaboo: now she's red~

Idiot#2: me Chat and Bunnix are chillin on the arch de triomphe (I think that's how it's spelt)

FluffButt: yo Chlo

Queenie: wut?

FluffButt: hopefully when you fall in love I'll catch you~

Queenie: ok, I may be bi but you're at least 10 years older than me!

FluffButt: ye but I wanted to join in and the others are in relationships

Queenie: whatever

Thugaboo: hey... Kitty?

Kitten: yes my Queen?

Idiot#2 changed Thugaboo's name to QueenOfTheTeam

Idiot#2: 2 good 2 resist

QueenOfTheTeam: no

Queenie: plus there's already a queen here!

Kitten changed Queenie's name to BuzzBuzz.

Kitten: now there isn't

BuzzBuzz: UGH!

Foxy changed QueenOfTheTeam's name to BossBug

BossBug: better I guess

BossBug: oh yeah... Um Chat... You may fall from the sky... You could fall from a tree... But... The only way I want you to fall is... In love with me... <3

Idiot#2: Chat Noir exe* has stopped working!

Kitten:  ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

Kitten: too late... I already have I'm no organ donor but I'd be delighted if you'd accept my heart <3

FluffButt: this has turned into a pick up line off

Idiot#2: so?

Foxy: LB is the same colour as her suit!!!!!!!

Foxy: babe, if being in love was illegal will you be my partner in crime?

Idiot#2: "////" I'd love to!

BuzzBuzz: bunny, good thing we're in Paris cuz Eiffel for you!

FluffButt: ooo good one!

BossBug: kitty, since I don't know your name can I call you mine?

FluffButt: can we conclude that after all of these the person who it's aimed at will be bright red apart from me and Chloe?

Kitten: I'd be honoured M'lady. Are you the puppeteer? Because you pull my heartstrings

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