PT 5. NAKED

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(WARNING: AESTHETIC ASF)

Obama POV

It's 7 in the morning. I woke up but im still sad. My eyed are crusty and sticky from all the tears last night. Im doing my sexy skincare routine while Cocomelon is playing from my IPad.
I didn't eat breakfast because im a strong man.
But today is a big day...im getting revenge.

Trump POV

Im making pancakes and stuff and im wearing my yummy Anime gown.
Theres a knock at the door and I roll my scrumptious eyes.
I open the door and see Macron.tf?

Macron: hi lol may I come in?

Trump: Uh no you may not fuck outta here.

Macron: bitch move.

Macron pushed trump aside and walked in.

-trump: tf do you want mate

-macron: I need ur help. I feel guilty for cheating on Biden.

-trump: grrr i should be the one dating Biden!

-macron: um ok..anyways I cheated on him with my ex teacher and now im sad

-trump: ok

-macron: IM BEING SERIOUS CAN YOU JUST HELP ME

-trump: WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU!!!???

-macron: Because you look like a sexy pancake

-trump:   :0

-macron: Close that mouth before I wife you.

-trump: you're very stupid

-macron: wtf?

-trump: im gonna snitch and tell Biden you cheated

-macron: noooo pls don't im gonna cry

-trump: too bad lol you dumb asfff and now Biden will be mine

-macron: ahhhh

Trump ran out the house (while still wearing his gown) and Macron ran after him.

Biden POV

Im not wearing anything for sum reason but ok. Im peacefully watching TV until my door bust open. I have bad security.

-biden: TRUMP?MACRON?

-trump: WTF FAM WHY ARE YOU NAKED.

-biden: GET OUTTT

-trump: no

-macron: lol

-trump: MACRON HAS BEEN CHEATING ON YOU WITH HIS TEACHER!

-biden: *gasp* IS THIS TRUE MACRON!!!???

-macron: YEAH LOLL

-biden: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUUU WE ARE DONEEE

-macron: OK

-trump: DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN GET TOGETHER

-biden: UHH WHATT

-trump: I WAS THE ONE SENDING YOU THOSE LOVE LETTERS!

-biden: WHATTTTTT?!!

-macron: WHY ARE WE YELLING

-obama: MUAHAHAH BIDEN IM HERE FOR MY REVENGE

-macron: uhh

-trump: lmao wtf

-obama: wait biden where are ur clothes...

-biden: *shrugs*

-obama: *faints*

-biden: uhh ok where was I... oh yeah, YOU WERE SENDING ME THEM CORNY ASS LETTERS?

-trump: ya lol

-macron: uhh obama is still laying there

-biden: I luv you trump and your letters always made me smile!

-trump: YEY IM SO HAPPY

-macron: uhh guys?? Obama fainted!

-biden: I LOVE YOU MY ORANGE BISCUIT

-trump: I LOVE YOU MORE MY SHAMPOO BOTTLE

-macron: CAN WE NOT IGNORE OBAMA PLSS

- biden and trump: STFU

PART 6 COMING SOON

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