Helmut Zemo One Shots

11) stuck with you

REQUESTED!!! This story will be just silly nothing deep to it, just enjoy

"Alright alright, Y/n your turn" Sam said
"Dare"
"I dare you to handcuff yourself to Zemo till the end of the game" we conveniently had a pair, I guess you own random things like that when your an avenger
"Pfft easy!" I said getting up and sitting next to Zemo
"When I think about you in handcuffs y/n this isn't exactly the situation I imagine" he said winking
I whacked him and closed the cuffs onto our wrists
"Alright James truth or dare?"

Several drinks and horrible dares later James decided to head to bed, quickly followed by Sam
"Alright time to get these bad boys off"
"Yes that would be wise"
"Have you got the key?" I asked him
"I thought you had it"
"You've got to be shitting me?"
"Afraid not"
"WELL HELP ME LOOK" I pulled to the left and he pulled to the right "look if we are going to get anywhere we are going to have to work together"
He continued to pull me to the right
"Did you literally not hear what I just said?!"
"Just follow my lead" he said dragging me.

"Two hours we've been looking y/n please can we just go to bed"
"Fine, but we are looking again tomorrow, I refuse to be handcuffed with you any longer"
He rolled his eyes

After a long half an hour of yelling at Zemo to turn around whilst I change we'd finally made it to bed, it was an uncomfortable way of sleeping, we had to sleep with our arm out so the cuffs weren't tangled and on our backs.
"Goodnight" Zemo mumbled
"Mhm"

"TWO DAYS"
"Y/n calm down"Bucky suggested
"WE ARE SURROUND BY FUCKING SUPERHEROS BUT WE CAN'T GET OFF THESE DAMN HANDCUFFS"
Sam Burst into laughter
"Sam Wilson do you want to be able to have children?  Because if you do I suggest you stop laughing and help me!"
"Is my company that bad y/n"
"Zemo you've been dragging behind me for 2 days awkwardly looking away whilst I'm on the loo, showering has been a pain and we literally can't do anything"
"But it's funny"
"But it's inconvenient"
"So?"
"SO?"
"Will you two stop bickering I'm trying to think of a way to get you free" James said putting his head in his hands.
"JUST YANK THEM OFF WITH YOUR METAL HAND!" I yelped
Bucky did what he was told and The cuffs fell to the floor "you're welcome"
"And you couldn't have done that two days ago?"

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