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*all ugli lusers are online*

Nomnomjune: TELL ME WHY TF Y'ALL ADDED ME HERE-

hobaboba: HOI BOIS I'M HOBI

Keemjin: NAMJOON WHEN I TOLD U GIVE OUR NUMBER TO THE RECEPTIONIST AND TELL HER TO ADD EM TO THE DORM GRPCHAT-
WTF WERE U DOING-

Gym-out: excuje me-

Taebrow: HELLO SO APPARENTLY WE WERE ADDED TO THE DORM GRPCHAT-

Kook-aid: DEYUM BITCHIZ I'M JUNGOO

Yoocat: y'all, will y'all stop talking for a bit? I was peacefully eating snacks.

Kook-aid: look I CAN SENSE IT'S A SMOL GRANDMA

keemjin: son, THE HELL ARE YOU HIGH ON-

nomnomjune: babe, the hell is with u calling every
Random small pain in the ass son

Taebrow: the fork is heppunang

Nomnomjune: I can't ugli, englishi please

Gym-out: HE MEANT TO SAY  THE HELL IS HAPPENING

hobaboba: HOI BOIS I'M HOBI

kook-aid: HEYYO BROTHA

keemjin: this is a dorm grpchat right? So tell me ur dorm numbers cuz I'm definitely sure WE'RE IN BLOCK-B

nomnomjune: ours was 127

Taebrow: mine 127

Gym-out: mine 127

Kook-aid: mine 127

Hobaboba: MINE 127

Yoocat: ^^^^ 127

Kook-aid: yup it's a grumpy technology grandma who's witty I sense

Taebrow: THIS DOES MEAN WE 7 OF US WILL STAY IN ONE DORM

nomnomjune: I just went to the dorm it's on the first floor , it has 4 rooms, a huge ass kitchen, a living area, and each room has a bathroom and we have a bathroom common too
Guess the College isn't as shitty as expected

Keemjin: TF U MEAN, I CHOSE THE BEST DORM FOR THE BAG HUNT COLLEGE

gym-out: so that does makes sense how seven of us are paired up right?

Kook-aid: Jim is sure does makes sense

Taebrow: yeah that sure does

Hobaboba: the three of u seem to seem same braincells, are y'all in a poly relationship?

Kook-aid: OH MAN HOLI SHIET-

taebrow- calm down kook they'll not hate us for being poly right?

Gym-out: even if they did, we're proud okay kookie boo

Nomnomjune: look y'all we don't hate you, y'all are adorable

Keemjin: I officially license as ur dorm mom

Hobaboba: tell me I'll protect whoever hates y'all

Yoocat: ^^^^ I'll prolly strangle a bitch and throw it down the alleyway just to break down if they do a single harm to u

Kook-aid: thanks,protective gangster grandma

Yoocat: thanks sweet summer child

Nomnomjune: HEY ME AND JIN ARE ALREADY SETTLED UP IN THE DORM ATM

keemjin: when will yall arrive?

Taebrow: us 3 will arrive in 10-15 mins

Yoocat: I'm actually at a snack bar, so yeah 20 mins

Hobaboba: I SEE BOTH OF U IN THE 127 BALCONY

nomnomjune: so that's you who is smiling too much positively at us, jin was abt to run with his prestige pan-

Keemjin: hey being protective isn't bad, and anyways it's already 1pm I may prepare something for y'all, sounds fine

All in unison: OUR STOMACH SAY EOMMA THANK YOU

nomnomjune: chill hyper bombs, he's just making ramen
AND COME ASAP
WE'LL BE WAITING HEHET




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