The next day, the kids and the Wiggles were on the plane from Sydney to Miami.
Murray went to use the plane bathroom and it annoyed the kids a little.
"That's the fourth time he's been to the bathroom in the last hour" said Charles Wallace.
"What else is new?" said Calvin.
"I have had it" said Sam.
The kids went over to the Wiggles' seats.
"Guys. We need to do something about Muzza" said Calvin.
"Yeah. Is he sick or not?" said Charles Wallace.
"We don't want him on a plane if he's sick" said Sam.
"He's not sick, kids" said Anthony.
"Really?" said Charles Wallace.
"Are you serious?" said Sam.
"How else do you explain the nausea and frequent bathroom visits?" said Calvin.
"And the other night, I noticed that Muzz and Anthony were duking it out over the last of the pasta" Sam said.
Murray came back and said "What's the matter, kids?"
"Sit down, Murray." said Sam setting Murray down in his seat.
"What?" said Murray.
"They think you're sick" said Jeff.
"Oh. Should we tell them?" said Murray.
"Definitely. They seem at the end of all three of their ropes" said Greg.
"Tell us what?" said Charles Wallace.
Murray took a deep breath.
He opened his mouth to speak, but he couldn't. He was really afraid to say what he had to say.
"Murray, if you have something to confess, don't be shy. Spit it out" said Calvin.
"Alright, I'll spit it out" said Murray.
He took another breath then said "I'm pregnant again, kids".
"We know, Muzz" said Sam.
"Huh?" the Wiggles said one at a time.
"How did you know?" said Greg.
"Well, ain't it obvious? All that nausea. And we did see that ultrasound you got yesterday" said Sam.
"Yeah. And, Murray, didn't you read the paper?" said Charles Wallace.
"The paper?" said Murray.
"I'm taking that as a no" said Calvin.
"What did the paper say about me?" said Murray.
The kids showed Murray the headline that said The Wiggles Possibly Having Kids.
"Oh my dear..." Murray gasped.
"How did the journalists know?" said Greg.
"Not on their own. We just thought they were playing jokes until all this" said Calvin.
"And how could this even happen? We undid the Elsa thing" said Murray.
"You were probably drugged, Muzz" said Charles Wallace.
"I don't think someone can be drugged and get pregnant" said Anthony.
"Believe it. I read somewhere that the youngest person to get pregnant was a five-year-old Peruvian girl named Lina. Something called precocious puberty" said Calvin.
"That's bananas!" Sam gasped.
"I know! So the baby Lina had was raised as her brother because she was so young" said Calvin.
"But who could have drugged me?" said Murray.
"No idea." said Calvin.
"Well, who drugged Lina?" said Charles Wallace.
"Like I said, there wasn't REALLY a drug. No one really knew how that started until recently. Her belly kept growing and growing. Doctors thought it was a tumor but it turned out she was seven months pregnant" said Calvin.
"Imagine a five-year-old giving birth" said Sam.
"Her "brother" was born a C-section" said Calvin.
"I see. But there must be something behind my fourth pregnancy. Did Lina ever have any other children herself?" said Murray.
"Nope. Gerardo was her only one." answered Calvin.
"Wait. Calvin, you said Lina had Gerardo due to precocious puberty. What is that?" said Greg.
"It turned out she had him because her organs had already went through puberty" said Calvin.
"THAT had to be from some sort of science drug" said Sam.
"Well, Murray is well passed puberty" said Jeff.
"Then he was definitely drugged" said Calvin.
"Looks like we have some more thinking to do" said Charles Wallace.
"I hope you can figure this out" said Murray.
"Don't worry, Murray. We'll figure all of this out" said Calvin.
"Yeah. There's no problem we can't solve." said Sam.
