Celia's 1st hour watching baking shows: These people are really talented.
Celia's 23rd hour: I don't care how good her fondant is, if Karen doesn't add more butter cream to that mixture her consistency is going to be all off.
Elisa: Celia, you have never baked in your entire life.
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Jason: Why do people fear you so much?
Elisa: Because I can do things they can't.
Jason: Like?
Elisa, annoyed: Mind my own business, for one.
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Jason: You know what I've realized?
Elisa: Some thoughts are better are better left unsaid?
Jason: Nice try. Anyways-
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Elisa, a lawyer: That's not a real defense.
Jason: Just do it.
Elisa, sighing, having regrets: Your Honor, my client says it was Scorpio Season.
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[EliCel bickering]
Elisa: Can we not do this in front of our friends?
Celia: Friends? I only tolerate Damian and Tim is basically a pet.
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Elisa: Get me a shot of tequila.
Alfred: Miss Elisa, it's breakfast.
Elisa: And some toast.
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Elisa: [traps a spider under a cup]
Jason: [sets down two more cups]
Elisa: no wait-
Jason: [shuffles cups]
Elisa: NO!
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Celia: It's not gay if I want to date Elisa in a bro way, right? I want to hold her hand in place and make her smile because her smile is the most beautiful I've ever seen and I want to see it for my life.
Tim: I'm no expert, but that sounds gay.
Cass: I'm an expert. That's gay.
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Dick: Why are all of my underwear in the freezer?
Elisa: You said "this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow" and put them in. Apparently drunk you likes to play tricks on sober you.
Dick:
Dick: That explains so much.
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Elisa: ARE YOU-
Jason: Fucking.
Elisa: KIDDING ME?!
Dick: ...
Dick: What was that?
Jason: Bruce banned her from swearing so I've volunteered to help her out.
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𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
HumorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters