Police Officer: Why are you so confused? You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Jason: shit
Tim: wait, three????
Dick: OH MY GOD GUYS ELISA FELL OFF
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Elisa: I need a human skull, and you can't ask why.
Stephanie: only if you also don't ask why.
Stephanie, pulling out 7 pristine human skulls: take your pick!
Elisa:
Stephanie:
Elisa: this one is fine
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Alfred: good morning
Elisa: is it? Is it really?
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Elisa: this is a terrible idea
Damian: there's no such thing as terrible ideas, El. Only good ideas that go slightly wrong.
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Elisa: There's only one thing worse than dying.
Elisa: *rips off paper to reveal 'Bruce dying'*
Jason: Bruce
Elisa: No!
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Elisa: Being gay isn't a choice
Elisa, grabbing Celia's hand and holding it up like a trophy: It's a game and i'm winning
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Elisa: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog.....
Bruce: What's updog?
Elisa: Damian! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
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Jason: Why is it spelled camouflage and not
Damian: not what?
Jason:
Damian: NOT WHAT????
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Elisa: I walk a lonely road in my bag I have a giant toad
Elisa: Don't know where it goes , all I know is it's me and this toad
Tim:
Tim: those
Tim: those aren't the lyrics
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Talia: Oh, Elisa's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind...
Selina: Boys?
Elisa: Homicide.
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𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
HumorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters