AOT Oneshots/Headcannons

#2 Kenny x F!Reader

Requested by kelly20008

Type: Fluff

Reader: Fem

Title: Dinner

Y/n's POV

Being the girlfriend of Kenny Ackerman.. can have its perks.. I guess

I was walking around when S/M(Squad Member) came up to me

"Hey Y/n, you're looking really cute. Mind if I take you out?" He asks

But no one knows we're dating so this tends to happen... especially with S/M. He needs to learn to give up

"Like I've told you every single time. I'm going to have to decline" I say. He corners me against the wall

"Come on, I'll buy you dinner, anything you want" He says.

"No really, I'm fine" I say. I hear footsteps

"What are you two doing?" A clearly agitated Kenny asks

Oh god... here we go

"Oh Sir, I was just asking Y/n out on a date" S/M says innocently. I look at Kenny with pleading eyes

"Sorry I didn't here ya, what did you just say?" He asks even more agitated.

"I wanted to take Y/n out on a date" S/M says

Here lies S/M, killed by Kenny Ackerman. He was an annoying man but he was clearly driven to do whatever he wanted

"I'm gonna give you 3 seconds to back away from MY girl before I pull out my gun and shoot your nice pretty teeth out" Kenny says putting his hand on his holster. S/M's eyes widen as he backs away as fast as the Flash

"S-Sir, I didn't know she was with you!" S/M says frantically.

"Run off before I change my mind and decide to shoot you anyway" Kenny says. S/M bolted out of the room. I watched

I've never seen a man run so fast

I looked over to Kenny and sighed in relief

"You" He says still upset

"What did I do?!" I ask

"You didn't tell him we were together" He says

"You're the one who wanted to keep it a secret" I say

"oh yeah, I forgot about that.. crap.." He mutters

(344 words)
5/10/21