A race between Lightning and Doc

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[Then we see McQueen, The pups, Spot and Wallace at the end of the construction zone, glad at laying tar across the whole road as the other residents are standing in front of him and looking shocked. Bessie groans]

Lightning McQueen: We're done. Look, We're finished. Just say thank you, and We'll be on our way. That's all I gotta say.

Tow Mater: [Then the camera moves up into the air and shows the new road which now looks incredibly bumpy and sloppy. Mater is seen beside it in the distance.] WHOO HOO! I'm the first one on the new road! OH! [drives onto the road, and vibrates as he moves over the bumpy tar, and several objects fall off him] It rides purty smooth. [continues vibrating]

Sally Carrera: It looks awful!

Lucky: Well, it matches the rest of the town.

Sally Carrera: Oh!

[Red blubbers, sobs, and drives away]

Sally Carrera: Red.

[Red continues sobbing, and disappears as he drives around the impound, knocking over a pile of tires. Sally then turns to them.]

Sally Carrera: Who do you all think you are?

Lightning McQueen: Look! Doc said when we're finish, We could go! That was the deal!

Doc Hudson: [driving up] The deal was you and your friends fix the road, not making it worse. Now, scrape it off! Start over again.

Lightning McQueen: Hey, look, grandpa, I'm not a bulldozer. I'm a race car.

Doc Hudson: Ho,ho,ho! Is that right? Then why don't we just have a little race? Me and you.Sally Carrera: What?Lightning McQueen: [chuckles] Me and you. Is that a joke?Doc Hudson: If you win, you and your friends go and I fix the road. If I win, you and your friends  do the road my way.Sheriff: Doc, what're you doin'?Lightning McQueen: [laughs] I don't mean to be rude here Doc, but you probably go zero to sixty in like what? Three-point-five years?Doc Hudson: Then I reckon you ain't got nothin' to worry about.Lightning McQueen: You know what old timer? That's a wonderful idea. Let's race.[Then the screen shows the sky, and moves down to show McQueen and Doc Hudson on a dirt road near which is a rock resembling the landmark of and a classic Pontiac hood ornament. Sheriff is front of them, telling them the rules. The other Radiator Springs residents and the gang are seen attending. Luigi and Guido are wearing Ferrari merchandise, excited with watching a race. Luigi is waving a Ferrari flag on his antenna. McQueen is making small jumps to the left and right, and stretching his tires.]Sheriff: Gentlemen, this will be a one-lap race. You will drive to Willy's Butte, go around Willy's Butte and come back. There will be no bumpin', no cheatin', no spittin', no bittin', no road rage, no maimin', no oil slickin', no pushin', no shovin', no backstabbin', no road-hoggin' and no lollygaggin'.Lightning McQueen: [whispering to Mater] Speed. I'm speed. Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beemer.Luigi: [laughing] My friend Guido, he dream to give a real race car a pit stop!Guido: [turns up] Pit stop!Lightning McQueen: [groans, chuckles] The race is only one lap, guys. Uno lappo! [Luigi's smile then turns to a frown, while Guido is still shaking happily.] Don't need any help. I work solo mio.Luigi: Fine. Race your way. [drives away to join the others, Guido is still standing there shaking happily.]Lightning McQueen: No pit stoppo. Comprendo?Guido: Okay. [drives away to join the others]Sheriff: Gentlemen. Start your engines!


[Doc Hudson starts his engine, which sputters, and smoke puffs out of his tailpipe. Then McQueen revs his engine furiously.]

Ramone: ¡Hijole! Check that out!

Fillmore: Whoa.

Flo: Emm, emm.

Cadpig: That's nice engine sound.

Sally Carrera: Great idea, Doc. Now the road will never get done.

Sheriff: Luigi? [then he joins the others as Luigi drives onto the road with his Ferrari flag to start the race.]

Luigi: [chuckling] On your mark, get set. Uno for the money, due for the show, tre to get ready, and quattro to... [While Luigi is talking, the screen does a closeup of McQueen and Doc's eyes. McQueen's eyes move towards Doc, whose eyes look furious. Luigi as McQueen revs his engine] I can't believe it... [waves his flag] Go!! [McQueen then starts off, and races towards Willy's Butte and leaving a pile of dust. Luigi laughs]

Luigi: Yee ha! Ha ha ha!

Sally Carrera: Yeah.

Luigi: Huh? [As the dust clears, we see that Doc is still there, not moving.] Doc, the flag means go. Remember the fl... Here we go. Go. [But Doc is still not moving.]

Ramone: Um... Doc, what are you doing, man?

Doc Hudson: Oh, dear. It would seem I'm off to a poor start. Well, better late than never. Come on, Mater. Might need a little help.

Tow Mater: Um, okay. [drives alongside Doc]

Doc Hudson: You got your tow cable?

Tow Mater: [showing his tow cable] Well, yeah. I always got my tow cable. Why?

Doc Hudson: Oh, just in case.

[Then we see McQueen driving around the first curve, and towards the final turn. His front wheels turn left, but he then gets shocked as instead of going left, he went right, fell off the side and towards a cactus patch in the valley.]

Lightning McQueen: [screams] AH, OW, OW, OW, OW, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!! [hits the cacti]

Ramone: Oh, man! Ow!

Fillmore: Whoa. Bad trip, man.

Pups,Spot & Wallace: Ohhhhhh.

Doc Hudson: [McQueen tries to reverse out of the cactus, but he couldn't budge. Then Doc and Mater turn up to the cliff.] HEY!!!!!!!!!! Was that floating like a Cadillac, or was that stinging like a Beemer? I'm confused.

Tow Mater: [chuckles]

Doc Hudson: You drive like you fix roads. [McQueen's frowns angrily] Lousy! [to Mater] Have fun fishing, Mater. [drives off]

Lightning McQueen: [Mater swings his tow cable, and throws his hook towards McQueen, which it grabs onto his rear end. McQueen gasps and Mater then pulls McQueen out of the cactus.]

Tow Mater: I'm startin' to think he knowed he was gonna crash!

Lightning McQueen: [as he gets pulled up the side of the valley] Thank you, Mater. Thank you.

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