mayhaps kneecaps, seraphina...

mommy doe is scawy

    alternatively titled: vasi killed someone, why is there a deer corpse?

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Remi: vasilisia is soo nice!! 

Elaine: unusually so..

Arlo: why-

Arlo: WHY IS THERE A DEER CORPSE IN FRONT OF MY ROOM???????

Blyke: uhh are u ok??

Isen: ... im scawed mommy uwu..

John: it's too early for uwuspeak

Sera: why are yall awake? this bed is so soft

Sera: i need to bask in the softness of this luxurious bed

Isen: i-

Cecile: i agree with seraphina. this velvety soft masterpiece solely named a bed is much better than those lumps of cotton in wellston. nothing can compare

Arlo: eye-

Elaine: idk about you, but i agree with those two.

Remi: same!!!

Isen: i legit only got a straw bed...

Blyke: lmfao broski, mine is really soft but it is pink???

Isen: actually ToT

Isen: heres a picture:  depressingstrawmat.png 

Arlo: wh  aaat 

Cecile: eye-

Seraphina: john, why are u so quiet?

John: nothing u need ot knwo

Arlo: w h a t

Elaine: im confused. when do we meet ur family?

John: F O L L O W     T H E    G R O U N D   R U L E S

Sera: john, where are u

John: oh in my room, relaxing in the 8 poster bed, eating some chocolate, watching attack on titan.

Isen: 8  p o s t e r b e d????

Isen: john, why did i get a straw mat? 

Blyke: why is mine pink???

Joh: blyke, why do u have croquembouche's bed?

Sera: w h a t

Elaine: i am confusion

Remi: omg! croquembouche's ur cat right?? he was scratching at my suitcase when i came.

John: hes mad at blyke for stealing his bed

Blyke: u mean the 2 metre across bed belongs to your CAT????

John: well yeah, hes spoilt and he wont sleep anywhere else unless it's remis room

Arlo: john, can u introduce me to calliope? how old is she??

John: calli is 17 and goes to some public school

   (a/n the term public school refers to a school in the uk for really clever people, an example would be eaton college.)  .

John: if u wanna befriend her bc of her status, i wouldnt do that. shes like equal in strength w/ me

Isen: r 

Blyke: o

Isen: a

Blyke: s

Remi: t

Elaine: e

Sera: d

Cecile: haha arlo

Arlo: dfsghajkl

John: anyways, gtg, mother dearest is calling the bedside phone, and i have to meet her

John: @ arlo, theres a deer corpse because humphrey the hippo murdered elsbeth the deer. the carcass is that of elsbeth's

Remi: rip

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