*SERAPHINA HAS CHANGED HER NAME TO SERA*
John: I have a meeting w/ my fam and my lil sis and lil bro wants to see u :)
Remi: omg totally! i'll go
Sera: like- william or ur mom?
John: my mom, duh, dad's away in Cambridge, Massachusetts
Cecile: oh, i'll go
Sera: IM GOINGGGGG
Arlo: What tier are they?
John: thats for me to know and u to find out :D
Elaine: uh,,, sure :)
Isen: 😬
Blyke: 👁
Isen: sure??????
Blyke: if broski goes, i go
Arlo: Anyways,, what's your brother's name?
John: Azrael
Arlo: Sister's name?
John: Calliope
Isen: fricc no
Elaine: wut 😕
Sera: fucc no
Remi: ooh! an uber just arrived!
John: thats the dude picking us up
John: hes taking us to the airport
John: u better pacc dem bags
Sera: i gotta pee
Elaine: wtf 😳
Isen: gotta take a shit
Blyke: i gotta shit too
Remi: im gonna buy some food!
Arlo: gaydar...
John: eye-
John: remi, sera, elaine, arlo, cecile,,, we're going
John: wAIt- THE CRACKHEADS
Arlo: whos getting them?
Remi: I will!
John: here are some ground rules:
no eating in front of the pets
gregory the horse is very sensitive, and will kick u in the shins if u talk bad about him
Do not question the ranks of people here, as i am the weakest and mother dearest will kill me if u do
only fight is it is a rank fight
Thermos the cat ( calliope named him when she was 5 ) will scratch u unless u are me.
TIME SKIP TO AFTER THE FLIGHT
Arlo: why are we all the way in England?
Elaine: hUh
Sera: wait-
Sera: this is like 1000 times bigger than my mother's apartment
Arlo: 580 times larger than my mother's house
Isen: whatthefricc
Blyke: nanithefuck
Remi: wow! so big!
John: aight, imma go to my room. the head maid Vasilisia can take u to the guest rooms
Cecile: this is beautiful
Elaine: uhhh 😬
Elaine: is the scary lady with the forced smile vasilisia?
Remi: i think so..
Isen: im scared
Isen: wait... did u say vasilisia?
John: yeaaaaa
Isen: shes my aunt's niece
Blyke: eye-
Arlo: tea 🍵
Sera: imagine not being rich
Arlo: right?!
Cecile: right!?!
Blyke: cecile, ur rich?!?
Elaine: i never knew!
Remi: im gonna talk to vasilisia! she seems quite nice!
Cecile: ofc im rich
Isen: ,,,,,
Blyke: she looks so scary tho
Isen: ur insoulting my famidky
kithes bithes ✨✨💞💞
YOU ARE READING
mayhaps kneecaps, seraphina...
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