(Skit from Pinterest)
CANCER - Never have I ever tried to milk a chicken.
GEMINI - Honestly I came out here to have a good time and I'm feeling so attacked right now.
LEO - Never have I ever slept in a dryer.
TAURUS - Now I know how Gemini feels.
ARIES - Okay okay, I think that's enough of that game. How about we have a pillow fight?!
PISCES - NO PLEASE. THINK OF THE CHILDREN. TAURUS AND CANCER ARE IN THE ROOM!!
*Taurus and Cancer grin*
ARIES - Good point.
PISCES - Let's sneak upstairs for a midnight snack.
LIBRA - Way ahead of you! I got cookies and AJ! Also this red mark on my cheek is from Capricorn's mom who slapped me for taking their food.
VIRGO - Hey uhm guys... Food may not be the worst of our worries. I may have stolen... a bunny from the neighbors yard...
Everyone - *Screams*
AQUARIUS - IT'S SOOOO CUTE!!! HERES A BLANKET FOR ITS SLEEPING BAG!
CAPRICORN - GUYS MY MOM IS COMING ACT LIKE YOU'RE ASLEEP!!
*Everyone pretends to be asleep*
*Mom enters*
SCORPIO - *Really loud fake snores*
*Everyone giggles silently*
*Mom leaves*
Sagittarius - ...Oh my god, I laid on your bunny...
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Zodiac Short Stories
HumorAYOOO! So these are a bunch of short stories including the zodiacs themselves, I'm super sorry if the characters I have created don't fit your view of them. INCLUDES ~SWEARING~ ~LGBTQ+~ ~SUGGESTIVE THEMES~
