(Skit from Pinterest)
PISCES - Let's go inside the Haunted House please please please please PLEASSEEEEEE!!!!
VIRGO - Okay fine just shut up. Pshh I'm not nervous.
TAURUS - Nooooo. I am not going in! See! I chained myself to this stake!
*They all go in because they don't care while Taurus keeps yelling*
*Everyone is really tense and alert*
SCORPIO - RAAAAAAAAWR!!! *pops out with a scary mask*
*Everyone screams*
CAPRICORN - Ha. I wasn't scared (Obvi lying and trying to be brave)
LEO - *falls on her face*
*Everybody laughs*
LEO - HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF LAUGHING YOU HELP ME UP????
ARIES - *helps her up and pats her back*
*Someone jumps out at them*
ARIES - Sorry but that wasn't scary, you need to make some noise.
LIBRA - Yes so like, "RAAAARARARARRARRRWRAWRRRRRR!!!!"
*The monster does not looks amused, so they go away*
*They round the corner and a face pops out of a painting*
GEMINI - *Punches them in the face* What? It's a reflex.
*Something scary pops out*
CANCER - *Starts to scream and silently cries while Capricorn & Virgo soothes her*
SAGITTARIUS - THIS PLACE IS SO COOL WHY CANT I WORK HEREEEEEEEEE?
*Something jumps out and grazes Aquarius' shoulder*
AQUARIUS - THAT'S IT, I'M SUEINGGGG!!!! *They run the FUCK out of there*
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Zodiac Short Stories
HumorAYOOO! So these are a bunch of short stories including the zodiacs themselves, I'm super sorry if the characters I have created don't fit your view of them. INCLUDES ~SWEARING~ ~LGBTQ+~ ~SUGGESTIVE THEMES~
