FANGIRLING OVER TVD xD

Kelsey: YEAH, I DON'T REALLY LIKE BONNIE. LUKA'S THAT WITCH GUY THAT BECAME FRIENDS WITH BONNIE AND THEN STOLE THE MOONSTONE FROM HER. HE WAS WORKING FOR ELIJAH, AGAINST KLAUS. WHY AREN'T YOU REPLYING ON CHAT? :L IT'S NOT NICE :P I HATE HOW AUTOCORRECT DOESN'T WORK COMPLETELY WHEN YOU'RE WRITING IN CAPS. IT'S ANNOYING. HAHA, I WAS TALKING TO CHLOE AND I ASKED HER IF SHE READ MY SUPER LONG COMMENT ON THIS, SO SHE WENT AND READ IT AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY HOW WE WERE TALKING ABOUT ELIJAH'S HAIR SO MUCH. SHE'S PLANNING TO CALL HER BROTHER A WAFFLE WHEN HE GETS HOME. ASK HER ABOUT IT, IT'S HILARIOUS XD. YEAH, BUT KATHERINE IS LIKE A COMPLETE GENIUS. AND SHE'S KIND OF EVIL. OR JUST MEAN. HOWEVER YOU WANT TO SEE IT. SHE'S AWESOME EITHER WAY THOUGH o_o. I KNOW RIGHT? SHE SO COPIED ELIJAH'S HAIRCUT BACK THEN. OR MAYBE HE COPIED HER. NO, ELIJAH'S TOO COOL TO COPY HER. HE'S TOO ORIGINAL. OMG, GET IT? HE'S AN ORIGINAL ORIGINAL XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG. OMG, I TYPED THAT WHOLE 'HAHA' THING WITHOUT A SINGLE MISTAKE. THAT'S LIKE A WORLD RECORD. WELL FOR ME, ANYWAY XD. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE LOVED HER, THOUGH. I JUST CAN'T PICTURE IT OMG. NO, HE NEVER COULD HAVE WANTED TO SHAVE HER HAIR OFF, NOT LITERALLY. HE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED HER. o_o. I KNOW, IT'S LIKE A CRIME TO BE EVEN NEARLY AS PERFECT AS ELIJAH. THEY SHOULD BE ARRESTED. STEFAN IS VERY CLOSE TO BEING ARRESTED, HIS HAIR IS PRETTY GOOD. JUST ASK MARNI XD. BUT HIS HAIR IS NOWHERE NEAR AS PERFECT AS ELIJAH, IT NEVER COULD BE. NOTHING COULD EVER BE AS PERFECT AS ELIJAH OMG. NOTHING. NEVER. IF SOMEONE EVEN GOT CLOSE TO HAVING NEARLY AS PERFECT HAIR AS ELIJAH, IT WOULD HAVE TO BE SHAVED OFF. IT'S FOR THEIR OWN GOOD. ONLY ELIJAH COULD HANDLE THE PERFECTNESS OF IT. ONLY ELIJAH. THE LINE WHERE ALARIC SAYS THAT THOUGH. IT'S PERFECT. EVEN ALARIC RECOGNISES THE PURE AWESOMENESS OF ELIJAH'S HAIR. ALARIC HAS PRETTY GOOD HAIR, I THINK o_o I DON'T HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH HAIR O_O WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT? JASMINE, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW WE CARE ABOUT OUR HAIR WAY TOO MUCH? o_o HAHAHA, IT'S KIND OF A GOOD THING THOUGH. WE TAKE GOOD CARE OF OUR HAIR. OUR HAIRS LOVE US o_o I'M NOT CRAZY. IT'S YOUR FAULT, YOU WELCOMED ME INTO CRAZY TOWN O_O jk. BUT SERIOUSLY. OMG, I KNOW RIGHT? THE FIRST TIME I SAW ELIJAH, I WAS SO SCARED OF HIM O_O BUT ELIJAH'S COOL. HE'S TOO COOL FOR HIS OWN GOOD. OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? ELIJAH COULD NEVER BE TOO COOL FOR HIS OWN GOOD. HE'S JUST SO... HDIANSKAINSJAUSVAHAISNSISMSNSJSJJSNSNSKSKSJSDNDISJDN WORDS CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE IT OMG. HE'S JUST SO PERFECT. IF HE EVER SHAVES HIS HAIR OFF, I MIGHT CRY. IT WOULD BE SUCH A TRAGEDY O_O. GOD I SOUND OBSESSED. IMMA STOP SOUNDING LIKE A CRAZY OBSESSED STALKER RIGHT NOW, HAHA. LIKE YOU CAN JUDGE. I KNOW RIGHT? I'M SO HAPPY THAT HE CAN'T DIE. BUT WHAT IF KLAUS DAGGERS HIM AGAIN? THAT WOULD BE TRAGIC OMG. ARE THERE EVEN ANY WHITE OAK STAKES LEFT? I HOPE NOT. OH, ISN'T THERE STILL LIKE ONE LEFT, BECAUSE ELENA KEPT WANTING TO KILL REBEKAH WITH IT IN SEASON 4? YAY, SHE WON'T KILL ELIJAH THEN. HOPEFULLY. I DON'T THINK HE'S EVEN BACK YET THOUGH, IS HE? I HAVEN'T SEEN ALL OF WHAT'S OUT OF SEASON 4 YET, SO IDK O_O DON'T SPOIL IT FOR ME? :3. REALLY, YOU USED TO LOVE BONNIE? AND NOW YOU PRETTY MUCH HATE HER. SHE GOES ON ABOUT HER GRAMS AND NOT WANTING TO GET INVOLVED AND HATING VAMPIRES SO MUCH TOO MUCH. IT'S ANNOYING. SHE'S IRRITATING. OMG, I LOVED JEREMY WITH ANNA <3. JEREMY AND BONNIE IS OKAY, BUT JEREMY AND ANNA IS/WAS LIKE PERFECT OMG <3. I KNOW, I TALK TO YOU SO MUCH, YOU'RE RUBBING OFF ON ME. I KNOW, MY BROTHER'S SO WEIRD SOMETIMES. HE ALWAYS SAYS RANDOM STUFF AND INSULTS TO HIS FRIENDS. YOU SHOULD SEE/HEAR HIS NEW INSULT FOR ME. IT'S HILARIOUS OMG. IT'S WEIRD, HE'LL TALK AND JOKE AROUND WITH ME ALL THE TIME WHEN MY PARENTS AREN'T THERE OR ARE OUT OF THE ROOM, BUT AS SOON AS THEY COME BACK, HE COMPLETELY SHUTS DOWN. I THINK I KNOW WHY, THOUGH. BUT SOMETIMES HE'LL JOKE AROUND WITH ME WHENEVER, IF HE'S IN A GOOD MOOD. HE GETS ANNOYED NOW THOUGH, BECAUSE WHENEVER HE USED TO INSULT ME OR ARGUE WITH ME HE'D ALWAYS WIN, BUT NOW I HAVE GOOD COMEBACKS AND PUT UP A FIGHT. HE DOESN'T LIKE IT. IT'S HILARIOUS XD FOR ME, I MEAN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ANYWAYS... XD

Jasmine: YEAAAAAAA, TEAM HATE BONNIE - DISLIKE. SHE'S OKAY AT TIMES, BUT I JUST DON'T REALLY LIKE HER AT ALL. OH, I REMEMBER LUKA. HE GOT BURNT, HAHAHHAHA. IT WASN'T FUNNY, BUT I DISLIKED THAT WARLOCK DUDE. OMG, HIS FATHER: I HATED HIS FATHER. AND I NEVER KNEW I WOULD GET SO EMOTIONAL OVER A T.V. SERIES. LIKE, WOW, WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME????? IT'S JUST SO GOOD SIHJMNGDIJFGNDSJKRGLJRRSGKJRLHSGRNGJRIRELUGHIWEIUGNBDKDBMBODBOLSDJFBPOIJDOFIBMDFSLKMAEONRGIHJREAOEGSFHVBARUGHSEIUGHISERHGBOIJSRBHOIJSRDOIHNBOAREJHGOIDJRS. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, SHAVING THEIR HAIR OFF SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY OPTION BECAUSE ELIJAHHHHHHHHH. PERFECTION COMES AT A PRICE FOR EVERYONE ELSE. OH, NO, STEFAN DIDN'T. HIS HAIR SHALL BE GONE, SOONNNNNNNNNNN. OH, I WAS PROBABLY OFFLINE OR SOMETHING WHEN YOU WERE MEASSAGING ME. NO, I WAS PROBABLY WATCHING SOMETHING ON T.V. AND MY INTERNET IS WEIRD, SO I PROBABLY DIDN'T GET YOUR MESSAGES, THEN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WE MUST GET CHLOE TO FANGIRL WITH US. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, THAT WOULKD BE AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, CALLING ALEX A WAFFLE??? HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I KNOW WHAT HIS REACTION WOULD BE xDDD YES, OMG, KATHERINE IS LIKE ME A BIT; WE SHOULD BECOME BEST FRIENDS AND DO EACH OTHER'S HAIR AND ELIJAH WILL LOVE OUR HAIRSTYLES SO MUCH THAT HE'D BE SJKDGNIKJNGMOKSDMG. OMG, THAT ORIGINAL JOKE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHALMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THAT WAS SO FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. GJ, KELSEY, ABOUT TYPING THE "HAHAHA" WITHOUT ANY MISTAKES. LMAOOOOOOOO, THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF HE WAS ACTUALLY PLANNING TO SHAVE HER HAIR OFF, LIKE ACTUALLY. THEY SHOULD'VE ADDED IT INTO THE SHOW. THEN, HE'D STASH HER HAIR AWAY. SHE JUST WISHES SHE HAS HIS SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER... AND TOOTHBRUSHES. GOSH, WE'RE WEIRD. ALARIC IS JUST COOL. END OF STORY. I THINK WE'RE TOO OBSESSED. WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH OUR LIVES? OMG. YEA, WE JUST CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT OUR HAIR AT TIMES ;'D GOSH, WE'RE AMAZINGLY AWESOME PEOPLE. OMG, OMG, OMG, CAN I PUT THIS UP ON WATTPAD, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO SEE OUR FANGIRLING AND WE'LL MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND TALK ABOUT ELIJAH'S HAIR SIGUHJOSKLGRNMOSHGVBISUEJKRHNGBHOIEAGIJAEIROJGMEAORKJGOEJFBODFJMBKMOSDNGOIWROJEMGVOIEARG. LMAO, OBVIOUSLY OUR "HAIRS" LOVE US <3 OH, THE LOVE OF HAIR. YOU'REEEEEEEEEEEEEE CRAYYYYYYYYYY. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WELCOMED INTO CRAZY TOWN IN CRAZY WORLD. ALL THE CRAYS LOVE YOU COZ YOU'RE A CRAY. WHEN I FIRST SAW HOW SCARY HE WAS, I NEVER THOUGHT HE WOULD BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS SIUGFVBNSIUGHNAEOISHRNGOAIENGIAJERKNGIJAERNGVLKSBRGVIUHERWIUGHWIUREHG. AND YEA, HE'S DEFINITELY SO HDIANSKAINSJAUSVAHAISNSISMSNSJSJJSNSNSKSKSJSDNDISJDN. WELL, YEA, WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE HIM; THAT'S WHY WE'RE NOT USING WORDS WSIGHRKJSGNJLKE/. ELIJAH'S TOO GOOD FOR HIS COOL, HSAHAHAHAHAHAH. NO, THAT CAN NEVER HAPPEN. HE'S JUST COOOOOL. OMG, HOW COULD YOU THINK OF SUCH THOUGHTS? ELIJAH CAN NEVER SHAVE OFF HIS HAIR D'; I WILL CRY IF HE DOES, TOO. MARNI WILL CRY AS WELL. EVERYONE IN MYSTIC FALLS WILL CRY. THE WHOLE WORLD AND GALAXIES AND EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING WILL CRY. YOU ARE A CRAZY, OBSESSED STALKER O:< OF COURSE I CAN'T JUDGE. IF KLAUS DAGGERS HIM, CAROLINE SHOULD GO ALL RAGE AT HIM AND BE LIKE, "KLAUS, YOU CAN'T JUST DAGGER SOMEONE BECAUSE OF HIS HAIR BEING MORE AWESOME THAN YOURS AND JUST BECAUSE HE HELPS CHOOSE TOOTHBRUSHES AT WATTPAD!" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MARNI SHOULD SAY THAT SINCE SHE'S HIS "LITTLE SISTER". THAT WOULD BE SO EPIC IF THAT HAPPENED IN 'LIVING WITH THE ORIGINALS'. I'M PRETTY SURE THE ORIGINALS HAVE ALL THE WHITE OAKS, SINCE THE SALVATORES HAD TO TRADE THEM OR SOMETHING. REBEKAH IS COOL, TOO. I'M NOT SURE IF I "LOVED" BONNIE, BUT I DIDN'T DISLIKE HER; SHE'S SO MEAN, NOW. WITCHES, SMH. YES, IRRITATING -.- YES, YES, YES, IDK WHAT THE JEREMY AND ANNA SHIP NAME IS SIGHNWSJK. I NEED TO FIND OUT. I'M NOT SURE IF THERE IS ONE, BUT THEIR PERFECTNESS <3 OH, I RUB OFF ONTO PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, THOSE MORE SUSCEPTIBLE ARE THE ONES THAT TALK TO ME ON FB ;'D IM GUESSING. WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR BROTHER? DON'T TELL ME YOU STALK HIM IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. GOSH, YOU'RE CRAY, KELSEY. CRAZY, OBSESSED SATLKER O;<OOOOH, YOU'RE DEFINITELY RUBBING OFF ME. YOU USE COMEBACKS, OMG. THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT I WIN ARGUMENTS X:

Jasmine: WELL, THAT WAS LONG 

So if you somehow made it to the end of that, I congratulate you. We just really love TVD and Elijah's hair. And caps. We are not weird at all. Nope. We're just CRAY. Kelsey wanted me to wait to post this, but it's been ages and she hasn't replied yet, so I'm posting it anyway.