FANGIRLING OVER TVD xD

So Kelsey and I (Jasmine) love The Vampire Diaries. Not too long ago, yesterday (4th January, 2013)... Okay, ages ago, I found this hilarious TVD picture on Facebook and shared it. It's on the side --->

This is what I wrote when I shared it: HAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHA. OMG, Kelsey. I WAS GOING DOWN MY NEWSFEED AND THIS. OMG. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA. OH, ELIJAH ;)

So we went on talking about it in the messages and this is basically what happened (Caution: Lot's of capitals ahead AND SOME SPOILERS OF EPISODES THAT HAVE BEEN SHOWN *We do not claim any characters in here, except for ourselves, siblings and friend [Kelsey, Jasmine, Kelsey's brother, Chloe]. Some characters, such as Marni, are not ours; Marni is a character made by Dark-Violet and some things, like Elijah being in Walmart also belongs to her as it is one of the scenes in her story*):

Kelsey: ElIJAH IS AWESOME <3. FULL STOP. YOU SHARED THIS BTW o_o

 Kelsey: Oops, I meant that you shared this twice :P fail.

Jasmine: HIS HAIR. IT'S STILL PERFECT. WHAT SHAMPOO DOES HE USE? OMG. SCHWARZKOFT? SUNSILK? HEAD & SHOULDERS? DOES HE EVEN USE CONDITIONER? HIS HAIR CAN'T BE THAT SMOOTH GOHIDFPJFIBBFDGFDOUHDFIHGRE. I BET HE GOES TO WALMART EVERY WEEKEND JUST TO BUY SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER AND I BET HE HIDES A STASH OF TOOTHBRUSHES FOR MARNI. HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQHQHAHAHAHA. AND I REALISED IT GOT POSTED TEICE, BUT I CAN'T DELETE IT. *TWICE

Kelsey: I KNOW, RIGHT? HIS HAIR IS PERFECT, EVEN WHEN IT'S LONG o_o dhdjdjd dhdjdjd snzjzbsbxhzbzbzhzbbzbxjznznzjzbzbzhzjnz DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE ON CHAT? HAHAHA, I JUST REALISED THAT THIS PICTURE HAS MY TWO FAVOURITE TVD CHARACTERS IN IT o_o BUT HIS HAIR OMG. I'M RE-WATCHING SEASON TWO, RIGHT? AND WHEN I SAW ELIJAH FOR THE FIRST TIME I WAS JUST LIKE: SHJDSNBAJAIDBSNSIWHENSKSBSVSHAHISANBSJSSJSUSHBESHJSBSBSHZJ HIS HAIR OMG. AND JUST HIM IN GENERAL. EVEN ALARIC ADMITS THAT HE HAS NICE HAIR, REMEMBER? EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ELIJAH HAS THE BEST HAIR. NO ONE COULD HAVE BETTER HAIR THAN HIM, IT WOULD BE LIKE A CRIME OMG O_O GOD I SOUND LIKE MARNI/DARK-VIOLET OMG O_O BUT NOW I'M AT THE POINT WHERE ELIJAH IS DAGGERED, IT'S SO SAD OMG. WHEN ELENA DAGGERED HIM I WAS SERIOUSLY JUST LIKE "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" REALLY LOUDLY. SERIOUSLY. I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING, HAHA XD AND I'M SO SAD, BECAUSE LUKA TRIED TO UNDAGGER HIM, BUT THEN DAMON KILLED HIM. OH, WELL. I NEVER REALLY LIKED LUKA ANYWAY. DID YOU? o_o HE BETRAYED BONNIE. THAT'S NOT COOL, EVEN THOUGH I HATE BONNIE IN MOST OF SEASON TWO. BUT NOW SHE'S GOING OUT WITH JEREMY, SO SHE'S COOL :P JEREMY'S AWESOME, OMG, BUT HE COULD NEVER BEAT ELIJAH. JEREMY'S NOT EVEN IN MY TOP 5 OVERALL FAVOURITE CHARACTERS. HE'S IN MY TOP TEN OVERALL THOUGH. AND HE'S IN MY TOP 5 CURRENT CHARACTERS (WHERE I'M UP IN SEASON TWO, I MEAN). I SOUNDED SO MUCH LIKE YOU WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT BONNIE, OMG. AND I JUST REALISED HOW LONG THIS COMMENT IS, SO IMMA STOP NOW :P OMG, MY BROTHER JUST CALLED ONE OF HIS FRIENDS A "WAFFLE" (HE'S ON XBOX LIVE). STRANGE BOY, HE IS. STRANGE, STRANGE BOY o_o.

Jasmine: OH. MY. GOSH. HOW? OMG. KATHERIBE IS SUCH A COPYCAT; SHE'S, LIKE, JELLY OF ELIJAH AMD ELIJAH JUST KEEPS HIS ANNOYANCE IN AND TELLS HER THAT HE LIKES HER HAIR COZ HE LOVES HER. I BET - YES, I BET, AGAIN - THAT HE WANTS TO CUT ALL HER HAIR OFF, SHAVE IT EVEN, SO THAT HE'S THE ONLY ONE WITH PERFECT HAIR. KATHERINE'S HAIR CAN'T EVEN BEAT THE PERFECTNESS OF HIS HAIR. SHE TRIES TOO HARD. ELIJAH IS JUST COOL. THE FIRST TIME HE APPEARED ON THE SHOW, HE SCARED ME SO MUCH AND WHEN HE "DIED". GOSH, HE WAS SO SCARY FDIJNGDONUGDFJOFDGNDRGJERGNERVGEBGRJONGROEJOEGRNBFJBBEGONGEROJNREJGHOGJORGHJOIERHHUBOONJERONJESVOJNRF. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I REMEMBERED THAT EPISODE WHEN ALARIC SAID THAT. OMG, THAT WAS SO FUNNY. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. OMG, YES, IT WOULD BE. PEOPLE SHOULD BE ARRESTED IF THEY SOMEHOW HAD BETTER HAIR THAN ELIJAH. BUT NO ONE CAN EVER HAVE BETTER HAIR THAN HIM. IF SOMEONE DID HAVE BETTER HAIR THAN HIM, THEY'D PROBABLY BE MADE TO CHANGE THEIR HAIRSTYLE OR THEY'D HAVE TO SHAVE ALL THEIR HAIR OFF RFEHURFENOUREFOFRNOJ. WELCOME TO CRAZY WORLD, AHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHA. I WASN'T SAD WHEN I WATCHED IT COZ I WAS SCARED OF HIM, HAHAHAHAHA, BUT THEN HE BECAME ONE OF MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS COZ HE'S JUST PURELY AWESOME WITH THAT HAIR OF HIS. AT LEAST, YOU'LL BE COMFORTED BY THE FACT THAT HE CAN'T DIE, UNLESS IT'S WITH A WHITE OAK STAKE. I DON'T REMEMBER LUKA =.= MAYBE I MISSED THAT EPISODE. I DON'T REALLY LIKE BONNIE AND JEREMY IS MEH. BONNIE IS JUST SO ANNOYING TO EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. SHE'S NOT UNDERSTAND AND OMG, UGH. SHE'S PROBABLY ONE OF MY LEAST FAVOURITE CHARACTERS. IM NOT SURE ABOUT JEREMY; I SOMETIMES LIKE HIM AND SOMETIMES DON'T. I PREFERRED HIM WITH ANNA. THEY'RE MY OTP FOR JEREMY. YOU'VE BEEN WITH ME FOR WAY TOO LONG xD YOUR BROTHER IS QUITE A STRANGE GUY. THAT WAFFLE. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA