One Shots

Night Watch {FNaF}

Shot refers to "NIght at the Museum" movie.

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Chris stood in front of the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza building. It was nearing midnight, the time he was due to start his new job. He entered the building and was greeted by the smell of pizza. The pizzeria had opened recently and was already quite popular. Chris immediately encountered two men.

"Mr. Christopher Smith?" the taller man asked. "I'm Scott, and this is Jeremy next to me."

"Hello. " Jeremy greeted.

"Good evening." Chris replied, shaking hands with the men.

Scott and Jeremy showed the new employee around the facility. When they reached the office, they handed him a certain note.

"We're outta here. " Scott spoke up. "Midnight's coming. Good luck! Don't end up like William!"

Don't end up like William? What did that mean? Chris was about to ask, but the men had already slipped away. The night guard settled into the swivel chair and glanced at the note.

Advice for the new, from three *edit* two previous guards! 

1. Foxy will come to your office. Don't be afraid of him. He won't harm you as long as you play him a pirate song. The best one is "You are a pirate," but if he likes something else, go for it.

2. Chica will be making pizza, and Toy Chica will be making cupcakes. Don't disturb them, and don't refuse if they offer you some.

3. Give something to Balloon Boy to hold, or else he'll take your batteries.

4. Balloon Girl doesn't exist.

5. When Toy Freddy comes, let him play Minecraft.

6. Toy Bonnie and Bonnie will probably argue. We advise not to intervene.

7.Freddy will sing. Say it's nice.

8. Don't play with Mangle. Don't try to fix them unless it works out positively.

9. Wind up that damn music box.

10. Don't enter the rabbit suit. *Edit* Be careful, when he comes, actually I don't know. Good luck :)

11. Hit the Golden Bear with a baseball bat.

12. Returning to the first point, don't use a flashlight on Foxy.

Chris decided to put the note aside and focus on his duties. As the clock struck midnight, he mentally prepared himself for whatever challenges the night might bring at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

"You rascal! Give me back my face!"

Chris squealed. Was it the clock? No, that couldn't be it. He turned on the cameras and started looking for the source of the sound. It turned out to be two rabbit mascots arguing with each other. Just like it was written in point six. Suddenly, Chris heard approaching footsteps. Instinctively, he turned on the flashlight.

"Aaa! Turn off that light!"

It was Foxy the Pirate Fox. The man immediately turned off the light and glanced at the list. Could it be that it was made just for laughs?

"Ooo, a new night guard!" the fox smiled and approached. "I'll let you off the hook since you're new here."

"Th-thank you." Chris stuttered. "Do you want to listen to some music?"

"What a clever guard! Of course, I do! What do you have for me?"

Christopher took out his phone from his pocket and opened YouTube, then found the 10-hour version of "You are a Pirate". Foxy took the phone and sat in the corner of the office to listen to the melody. The two Bonnies didn't seem to stop arguing. They were using very offensive words, but Chris decided not to intervene. He kept switching between the list and the cameras. Suddenly, he came across point number eleven and started looking for a baseball bat. He couldn't spot it anywhere, so he decided to peek under the desk. And then he screamed. Ballon Girl was sitting there and laughing.

"She doesn't exist, she doesn't exist." Chris repeated in his mind and kicked the hallucination in the face.

When he looked back, the little girl was gone, but there was the bat. However, the laughter didn't disappear. Chris looked around and saw Ballon Boy. Quickly, the list! What was written on it?

"Give him something to hold, but what?"

Chris looked around. Nothing else came to his mind besides the baseball bat. He picked up the bat and handed it to the boy, who then happily walked away. The man sighed and sat down in his chair. And then came another problem. The Puppet with its music box was floating towards the guard.

"Is it so hard to remember about one music box?!" she asked. "I get naughty when I don't get my music."

Chris immediately started winding up the music box. How could he forget about it? The soft melody filled the office, lulling the puppet to sleep. By an unfortunate coincidence, it fell straight onto the desk. Chris wanted to push it away or ask if it could return to its place, but then Foxy spoke up.

"This music is boring."

"What about Pirates of the Caribbean then?" Chris suggested.

The fox handed the guard a phone, and he tapped out the music from the movie. Foxy wasn't too pleased at first, but he started to enjoy it over time. Suddenly, someone else entered the office. The Golden Rabbit. No advice.

"Where are Scott and Jeremy?" the animatronic asked. "Forget them! They'll leave a friend to die! Why not!?"

The animatronic began kicking boxes, then looked at Chris.

"I know! I'll kill you! Then they'll have to come back! And then I'll kill them!"

"What?"

"Where is there a sharp tool around here? Oh, forget it... I have claws."

"Foxy! Please help me!"

"I'm busy."

Chris threw the music box at the rabbit, and it cursed.

"If it kills me, there won't be any more music from Pirates of the Caribbean. And there are still movies! Foxy, please!"

The fox lifted his gaze from the phone. Slowly, he put it down and stood up.

"End of the music? And there are movies as well? Get out of the office, you old scallywag!"

Foxy lunged at the rabbit. A fierce fight ensued. Suddenly, the Puppet woke up, unhappy that she didn't have her music.

"It's that golden rabbit! I had to defend myself! It's because of him that you don't have your music!" Chris defended himself.

The Puppet rose and looked at Springtrap.

"Murderer!" she shouted and joined the fight.

The noise attracted the rest of the animatronics to the room. The Toys cheered on the Puppet, while the originals supported Foxy. Nobody sided with the rabbit, not even Golden Freddy.

"Well, thanks a lot for the support." the rabbit spoke.

Chris looked at his watch and hid under the desk. The worst part was that only an hour had passed since his shift started.