The Story of Kaiden and Lilac

12

He drove to his house and it was big. I liked it. 13/10.

"Your house...hits," I told him. I used it right, I think.

"Huh?" He asked.

Oh my goodness. I know more words than Kaiden.

"Your house is very pretty," I said. I had to dumb it down a bit.

We entered the house and he led me to his kitchen.

"I'm here. I'm here!" Raphael said running into the kitchen and jumped on my back.

"Raphi, you're crushing me," I said as I fell backward.

"Oh yea, I forgot that you're weak." He taunted, jokingly.

"I am not weak, look," I said and tried picking up Kaiden.

He was heavy.

"Wow Li, you are so strong." He told me.

"That's not fair, Kaiden is heavy," I said.

I got extra weak over the month.

I need to work out so I can have a 10th pack and crush Raphael.

I looked through Kaiden's cabinets and saw,

"LET'S BAKE A CAKE!" I shouted.

"Do any of us know how to bake?" Raphi asked.

"Yes!"

"No."

"Nope."

They said.

Oh my goodness, I'm surrounded by anti bakers.

"Well, we have to change that, come on," I said and pulled them to the kitchen.

"What do we do first, baker Lilac?" Kaiden asked me.

"You put that in there and then that will put that and then that will happen," I explained.

"You just said a bunch of words that make no sense," Raphi said.

"Okay so maybe I don't know how to bake cakes. But, BUT I can decorate them prettily. So you can figure it out and I'll sit here and eat this donut." I told them.

Whenever I bake cakes, it usually takes like 5 hours because I always do something wrong.

"No, no, no it was your idea so you're helping us," Kaiden said and grabbed my hand.

"But I'm so tired and the sofa is calling my name," I whined.

"Too bad. We can't just back out of a challenge." Raphael said.

Why do my best friends have to be so competitive?

"Okay umm the cake mix goes into the bowl, that's easy enough," I said.

"Yea easy," Kaiden said and tried pouring it but it fell all over the place. At least it mainly got into the bowl.

"Next, 113 cups of water," Raphael said.

"What?!" I asked.

"I read what it says." He said, defensively.

Kaiden slapped his head. "It fucking says, 1 1/3, dumbass."

"How was I suppose to fucking know?" Raphi yelled.

"Do you not know fractions?!" Kaid yelled back.

"Actually, no. I was absent for that part of third grade." He said upsettingly and I was laughing.

I poured the water and the boys were glaring at me.

"Were you laughing at us?" Raphael asked.

I gulped. "Yes."

"Meanie." He said and threw flour at me.

I laughed. "Hey! This is my favorite purple pants." I replied and threw an egg at him.

"Come on guys let's be mature teenagers about I-." Kaiden was saying and I dumped the water on his head.

He glared at me. "Did you just dump water on me, sunshine?" He asked.

"Uh, yea," I replied. Bad idea because it started a food fight.

This went on for an hour and we were all so messy.

"Oh no, your parents are going to kill us, because of this mess," I said and started cleaning.

"Sunshine, I don't have parents. They were both murdered." He told me.

Oh...double homicide. Did I use that word right?