Chapter 9 - WEll DUH, Did You Think That I Was The Tree?

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Percy Jackson

Ya know if you really want hulk gone you could ask my uncle he could get rid of it.


Bruce Banner

I though you were hacking my phone


Percy Jackson

No my friend is, he already hacked it like a minute ago.


Bruce Banner

...

HOW?!


Percy Jackson

 (Says something smart)

that's what Leo says


*Bruce Banner has fainted 

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In Group Chat


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Me and Leo may have accidentally made Boring professor Dude faint


Wise Girl

SEAWEED BRAIN!


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Please dont kill me...


Uncle Sam

Why would she kill you?


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Um cause shes mad at me...


Uncle Sam

WHAT?!


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Well I fight her and she fights me we are sparring partner.

Though I ussally win


Wise Girl

NOPE


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Fine its a tie


Uncle Sam

Do you usually fight girls?


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

I fight anyone who tries to hurt me

Though most girls in my camp just yell at me and they are very scary


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

What if a boy annoys you?


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Then I start a prank war.

Which could become violent...


All Avengers Excluding Nat and Gods

WHAT!?


Repair Boy

Hazel is having trouble working a phone


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

What about her intro


Repair Boy

Frank helped her


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Can you teach her?


Repair Boy

Fine


Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom

Okay...

Sammy


Tony Baloney 

so his name is SAMMY


Tony Baloney has changed Repair Boy's name to Sammy


Sammy

Uggh

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"I mean I was smart I told then a fake name" Percy said in reply to Leo's yelling.

"Whatever" Leo sighed "Just don't reveal our names"

"says the person who revealed Frank and Hazel" Percy retorted

"I did not reveal who they are!" 

"So?"

"Boys stop this" 

"Okay Annabeth" They both replied because they did not want to get judo flipped.

"Now lets go to Olympus, the gods want to see us" Annabeth said

The seven plus Nico, Thalia, and Reyna went to the empire state building. After a civilize talk with the door man *Cough smacking him with a water bottle *Cough. They went to the 600th floor.

When they all arrived, Zeus boomed "We have decided that you all are worthy of our blessings you will all become gods weather you like it or not" The gods glanced at Percy.

The one by one the gods blasted the demigods with light.

Jason- Minor God Of Storms and Bricks

Piper -Minor Goddess Of Natural Beauty

Leo- Minor God Of Fire

Frank- Minor God Of Shape shifting

Hazel- Minor Goddess Of Gems

Annabeth- Minor Goddess Of Strategy

Nico- Minor God Of Shadows and McDonalds

Reyna- Minor Goddess Of leadership

Thalia no god ship because she is already immortal, blessed to help the hunt find recruits.


As they got to Percy the Fates appeared "All hail Percy Jackson God Of..."

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HAHA I'm so evil, I leave off with a cliffhanger, not a very god one mind you but one nevertheless.

Ideas are always welcome!

Bye

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