11. Puzzles With The Spiky Child

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quick warning: extreme profanity and slight suggestiveness *wiggles eyebrows segclee*

class juan-aye

12:08 am

datboi
how to convincingly lie to authority figures

how to hide good

how to hide wikihow

superglue near me

how to fix things

how to quickly murder

is google down right now

how to kill google

imhard
hikaru?

are you ok?

what's going on?

what's wrong?

datboi
wh

i swear i opened google

fuck this

imhard
what were you searching that up for?

datboi
uh-

farts are just air shits!!!!!!!

shockbox
talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before

pinkthottie
unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it

imhard
curse you and your inhumanely skilled ways of changing the topic with a single sentence

datboi
it's a talent 8)

flextape
hikaru are you sure you're ok?

what happened?

datboi
AHAHA CAN YOU DRY HUMP SOMEONE IN A POOL?

shockbox
he out here asking the real questions

tittycroissant
monarch ✨

also, hikaru

where did you go? it's already midnight 🌚

if you went to get snacks 🍔🍉🍏🍕🍭🍳 you should've waited for me

datboi
BESTIE

HEY

HI

YOU

YOU UH

YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT IT

OK BEST FRIEND

GO GET YOUR BEATAUY SLEEP GHORL

ROCK ABYE BABY

ON THE TREE TOP

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