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he covered his face with his hand out of embarrassment and rolled onto his back.

why, oh why, was he fantasizing about kissing her so much.

during breakfast the other day

then at the store another

then whilst doing laundry today

and only god knows how many more.

now, nick walked in on his best friend laying in bed in a starfish position, looking redder than hed ever seen him before

"eyo dude what the fu-"

"im in love."

"uck.."

".."

"dnf confi-"

"SAPNAP."

"AND THE WINNER OF KAQUES LOVE OR HOST, BETWEEN MXMTOON AND CORPSE HUSBAND IS..."

"CORPSE!"

austin, kate and maia all cheered for the faceless streamers victory

"oh wow, uh, i wasn't expecting that" he laughed lightly

"yeah neither was i, why didnt you pick me!? were married!?" maia complained in a lighthearted tone

"maia. 3 months ago exactly you said, and i quote "dude if you ever have a love or host im hosting you." AND YOU WONDER WHY??"

maia opened and closed her mouth a couple times like a fish before settling on an answer "fair."

"and that actually ties perfectly together because maia.. picked...."

"HOST!!"

maia smiled cockily and confidently before quickly saying "follow me on every platform known to mankind mxmtoon i repeat em ex em toon" and left quickly after

"well, uh, okay.. anyway.. CORPSE PICKED..."

"he picked.."

"LOVE!"

cheers ran throughout the call as tommy and tubbo randomly joined scaring the shit out of kate

"TOMMY WHAT THE FU-"

the date went well.

i think.

they got married in stardew valley and started a "weed farm" as corpse liked to call it.

the viewer response was overwhelmingly positive when they didnt look at twitter.com

the viewers there enjoyed their dynamic and corpse had to explain multiple times that theyve been acquainted for years now and he decided to join her love or host for fun and nothing was gonna happen after.

but because both of them are evil theyd say "unless" every time either of them shut down any shipping

there were some 12yr olds on twitter complaining and saying how kate "stole corpse from them" or from sykunno which she just laughed at.

she really didnt care.

katrina went over and called clay because she promised to after the love or host.

"what?" he asked annoyed

it took katrina a second to respond because how he answered shocked her "hey! the love or hose went well" she chirped happily

"okay. thats nice. need anything?"

ok what the fuck.

she was beyond confused and mildly upset

she expected to be able to gush to him about the fact the person shes been following for years went onto HER love or host and he picks up like this?

"okay dick, whats your problem?" she asked, her tone rough

"oh i dont know, maybe i wanna be left alone? go talk with corpse or something" he grumbled

and it clicked

a smirk etched itself onto her face and cockily she asked "are you jealous babe?" the mocking clear as day in her tone

"what!? no!" he immediately became defensive and a bit flustered after the "babe" nickname

"woah, i knew this would get a rise out of you, but still.. you really are obsessed. kitten"

(THIS IS FROM AN OLD TIKTOK AUDIO I DO NOT CALL PEOPLE KITTEN UNIRONICALLY)

"what!? dont call me kitten!"

she just laughed and ended the call.

kate paused.

wait.

why was he jealous?

"oh fuck."

hi smexies

IM SO SORRY THIS CHAPTERS ALL OVER THE PLACE

i wanna say sorry for the huge lack of updates ive just been dealing with a lot of stuff like my mental and physical health as well as school just pegging me no lube

we have roughly 10 chapters til the end and ill try and get them out every weekend at least! i hope you all have a great day! :D