Four Friends; A Forsaken World [REWRITE IN PROGRESS]

Filler Chapter One: Very Incorrect Quotes

Hello! It's the author, Mina! 

So, here's the filler episode. 

I took the incorrect quotes from a generator I found online. And any cuss words have been changed. (family friendly ftw) 

Okay, enjoy! New chapter will be out soon! 

1. buckle up 

Puro, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the HECK??
Puro, buckling the banana up: FREAKING buckle UP, it's the LAW!

2. library 

Everblaze, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...
Everblaze, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, screw you.

3. Everblaze after meeting Lizzy and everyone else: 

Everblaze: My expectations were low but holy crap. 

4. Faith: :D 

Faith: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

5. undead struggles 

Kit: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

6. budak kaya (rich kid)

Lizzy: I hate capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Lizzy, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

7. she hasn't eaten anything in WEEKS, okay 

Jian: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

8. take out has many meanings 

Jian: I just want someone to take me out.
Everblaze: On a date?
Kit: With a sniper gun?
Lizzy: Both if you're not a coward.

9. fyi none of the MCs can drink they're underage 

Faith: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Kit: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Lizzy: Drunk.
Everblaze: Wasted.
Puro: Dead.

10. after chapter 6 

Everblaze: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Kit, watching Faith screaming, Lizzy trying to set a sleeping Puro on fire, and Jian choking on air: I don't know either.

11. puro is the only sane one in this party 

Puro: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Jian: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Everblaze: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Kit: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Lizzy: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Faith: Mental stability, my old friend!
Puro: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

12. shoutout to Faith irl (my classmate) since this quote matches Puro's master AND my classmate. 

Faith: Real life should have a search function, or something.
Faith: I need my socks.

13. master loves her robot 

Faith: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Puro: It was me...
Faith: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.