VOCALOID headcanons lol

☆*:.｡.🍦kaito🍦.｡.:*☆

linked above is my fav kaito song that i play in project diva all the time for some reason

before u read, reminder that kaito is the best vocaloid ever !! canon real !!

listen, i love kaito, but he is definitely the dumbass of the cryptonloids. i feel like whenever one of the kids asks for help with homework, kaito goes "i could help! :D" and the kid is like "NO ITS OK I CAN DO IT MYSELF DONT WORRY-"

he is gay gay n he is dating gakupo. everybody knows it but due to kaitos idiocy, he thinks nobody does ! so when gakupo tries for some PDA kaito just blushes and is like "gakuuuuu !! they cant know!!" and the others just look at him like "are you for real rn" and laugh

his favorite ice cream flavor is bubblegum he is the type of man who would cry tears of happiness when someone gets him bubblegum ice cream

kinda sensitive to loud noises, thats a part of the reason why he isnt in a lot of concerts

uses he/they pronouns and is trans ftm canon because i said so !!!

very very big on nicknames !!! he gives nicknames to everyone and everything. there is nothing on this earth kaito has ever encountered that does not have a nickname.

some examples include:

gakupo - gaku (mentioned earlier)
miku - leeku
rin - bowie
luka - luke (first time he read her name he thought it was luke, and it just kinda became a nickname after that)

hiiiiii im sorry for not updating this in like a million years I kinda forgot I had wattpad if im gonna be totes honest help