Incorrect Quotes (Duo)

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Apologies, I should have been posting but school exam butted in, my lack of motivation and laziness stumbled across so I am very sorry.

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Hailey: Can you recommend me any books that made you cry?
Milly: General mathematics 6th, 7th, and 8th edition.

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Sean: What are you doing?
Milly: Helping Jake find the cereal box that I ate an hour ago.

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Milly, forced to get along with Zoey: Bye, have a good day.
Zoey, trying to anger Milly: Thanks, Have a great day.
Milly: Have an amazing day.
Zoey: Have a wonderful day.

Milly: Have a fantastic day.
Zoey: Have a Marvelous day.
Milly: Have a Magical F*cking day, you son of a Bitc-

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Sean: A mosquito was trying to take away my blood and I slapped and killed it.
Sean: Then I started thinking....it was just trying to do their daily routine.
Sean: What if I wanted to wash clothes but the washing machine came alive, slapped me into the inside and trapped me there?
Sean: How would I feel?
Daisy: Sean...are you feeling okay?

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Milly, walking up to the music squad: Look guys! I made a spoon hat!
Sean: Well, that explains why the rest of us are drinking soup with forks...

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Sean: What happened to your nose?!
Milly: I used it to break someone's fist. It was worth it.

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[Imagine Milly and Sean, driving the school bus for the kids]
Sean: Everyone, please tone it down here. Milly might crash the bus...
Milly:*slams the brakes* SHUT UP AND TONE IT DOWN. I WILL NOT HESITATE TO CRASH THIS CAR.
Kids: *high pitched screaming in fear*

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Milly, holding a pot of coffee and a cereal box: What if... instead of milk with cereal, I put coffee with cereal?
Sean, taking the pot away from her: What if you don't.

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Milly: With all this laundry, I feel like the first president. I am Washing-ton.
Jake: But I thought you had a cleaning fairy to do the laundry-
Sean, walking in with fairy wings: Alright guys, I am off to laundry duty.

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Sean, stuck in the washing machine: So you must be thinking 'Sean, how did you end up in there'?
Sean: *tearing up* Well Sean doesn't know too....

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Aight, finished this chapter and it took longer than it should have (why? Well blame my unmotivated self). Anyways, it's been a month so let me clear up about life:

- Exams in first week of June and I am practically busy.
- Started to watching more (fictional) shows and it ain't helping my lazy butt
- Mostly my motivation level is very low so I apologize for the lack of updates.

Other than that, I missed Luke's birthday (May 19, I am sorry TvT). Next update probably? Probably normal again, and then going to Luke's BD chapter. Yet again, I apologize for lack of updates. Hope you all have a nice day/night

- Author

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