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Guess which trash can's birthday is it? Mine🙌🎉.
And guess what the school gifted me?
A QUIZNACKING SCIENCE TEST

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Drew: Are you two okay? You both look down.
Liam: Sit beside us  on this bench and we will tell you why we are feeling sad.
Drew: ...Okay?
Drew: *sits on the bench* So what happened?
Henry: This bench is freshly painted.

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Zander: I love this picture of all of us, as a club. We were so happy.
Jake: But where am I in this picture?
Zander: Oh, you weren't part of the club yet. That's why we were so happy.
Jake: .....

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ailey: Doctor, any news of Jake's broken leg.

Doctor: Yes, we are now waiting for his x-ray.
Jake: I didn't date anyone named Ray.
Hailey:......Doctor, can we give him a brain scan, too?
Doctor: From the looks of it, yes, yes we can.

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Hailey: Mic? Check.
Sean: Sound system? Check.
Milly: Instruments? Check
Luke: Knife? Check.
Zander: Flamethrower and Grapes? Check.
Jake: Hotel? Trivago.

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Liam: Hey Henry. What you up to?
Henry: Looking for my will to live
*Workers carrying crates of lettuce*
Henry:*Points and follows them* There it is.

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Luke: Would you punch Zoey for two million dollars?
Milly: Luke, I think we both know that I will break all her 206 bones and bury her alive for free.

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Hailey: Uh... Should we stop him?
Zander: Hmmm...nah...I want to see what happens next.
Jake: *pushing a door that says 'pull' with all his might*

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Drew: It's too dark in here, guys.
Drew: Anyone got a torch?
Liam: Just a sec.
*Liam picks up Henry and starts shaking him violently*
Drew: What are you doing?!
Liam: Henry swallowed a flashlight and-
*Henry's head glowing*
Liam: We now have a light source!

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Drew: Why did you two want to meet up with us?
Zoey: And in a rusty shed in the most haunted part of the school?
Elliot: On it's nothing. We just simply want to remind you that, according to the FBI, 40% chance that your murder won't be solved.
Luke: Which means if you die, the chance of your murderer getting in prison is 60%.
Drew: And what does that have to do with us?
Elliot: Bad news for you two and good news for us..
Luke: ...Because we both are the 40% :)

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Luke: My hands are cold.
Zander: Here, let me hold it.
Luke:
Luke: My lips are cold.
Zander: *Slams hand over Luke's mouth* Does this help?

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A/N: Aight. Happy birthday to myself cause...lol. And the test? Well I was able to made it out alive while breathing (wtflip was 'breastfeeding' in my autocorrect, pass me some holy water 😃) Anyways have a nice day/night
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