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(I am still alive)

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Drew: So, how many states are there in America?
Liam: Nine.
Henry: No, dude, it's eight.
Jake: Yea. Pluto isn't a thing anymore.
Drew: ...

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Jake: *Screaming*
Milly: *Screams back*
Jake: *Screams louder*
Milly: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Both: *Screaming intensifies*
Sean: S-should we stop them before Hailey comes back?
Zander: Nah, I want to see how it plays out.

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Liam: Dude, you shouldn't be using a straw.
Henry:  I know, I know. It's bad for the environment-
Liam: More like it's a wierd way to eat spaghetti.

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Milly: What do you think a chicken would do if I ate fried chicken in front of them?
Zander: What are they gonna do? Curse at you?
Jake, runs inside with a chicken costume: Bawk, Bawk, Motherfucker.

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Hailey: Repeat after me.
Jake: After me.
Hailey:....Is he serious?
Zander: No, he is Jake.

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Hailey: So once, Mom and Dad decided to get some groceries and left Zander and I to babysit Bethany.
Hailey: While we weren't looking, Bethany silently hid inside the car and nobody knew.
Hailey: Until, mom and dad were talking about our band practice. They were trying to remember the names.
Hailey: Dad asked Mom if it was Shane or Sean.
Hailey: And little Bethany squealed 'Sean' out of nowhere.
Bethany: I have never seen mommy and daddy scream that loud.

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Milly: I don't have anger issues.
Sean: Last week, a McDonald worker screwed up your order and you yelled 'you done mcfucked up now.'
Jake: And you called him a chicken mcnobody.
Milly: Ha ha, mcnobody.

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Henry: I mean, Drew, you could always get by without my advice but why would you? I am the smartest and most skilled lettuce of the whole salad-
Drew: Are you stuck in a vending machine?
Henry: I paid for the snack and I am getting it.
Drew: Where is Liam, why isn't he mocking you?
Liam, revealing his hand stuck in a coffee pot: Dropped a quarter in there.
Drew: That's it. I am leaving.

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[Scenario of the day before Bethany was born]
Hailey's dad, on the phone: My wife is going through labor.
Nurse: Is this her first child?
Hailey's dad: No, this is her husband.

*I felt awkward addressing their father 'Micheal' so I left it like that*

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Hailey's dad, finding Zander on the floor: Hey bud, you okay?
Zander: I'm depressed.
Hailey's dad: Lol yea, me too.
Hailey's dad: No wait, Hi depressed, I'm Dad.
Hailey's dad: Wait no, what's wrong?

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A/N: Took longer than I expected but here ya have it. Incorrect Quotes :D
- (Ranting next chapter)