Theseus Returns

A/N In this fic I've made some changes to the timeline to make sure it fit the plot. For example, I moved Puffy's arrival to the SMP and the butcher army as well.

"Okay we really need to make a farm because I am really running low on food," CaptainPuffy chuckled to herself. She walked out the gate and started to weed the grass for seeds. After a while she got a nagging feeling she wasn't alone. She looked up and saw someone in the distance coming her way.

The boy was tall with blond hair. His arms were in bandages and he was wearing a white sweater with red sleeves. He stopped walking and looked around. Puffy didn't recognize him, and wondered if he was new.

"Hey, kid!" She waved at the blond boy, and he started to walk towards her, with some hesitance.

"Hey, are you new here?" Puffy asked once he was close enough.

"Uhm, yeah you could say that."

Now that he was standing in front of her, he was even taller than she realized before. His face was scarred and his clothes were baggy. His arms seemed to be wrapped in bandages. Puffy had a feeling he was young, but he didn't look as youthful as she thought he would look. His eyes were dull and had large bags under them. Puffy wondered where he came from.

"Well, welcome to the DreamSMP! I'm CaptainPuffy, but everyone just calls me Puffy," she smiled and stretched her hand out for him to shake.

The boy looked at her hand for a second, contemplating on what to do. He eventually grabbed it, and Puffy realized his hands were very calloused.

"I'm TommyInnit, but you can call me Tommy. It's nice to meet you." His tone was polite and he gave her a small smile.

"Nice to meet you too," Puffy smiled back. "Since you're new, I can give you a tour if you want. The country is very chaotic."

"That would be nice, yes."

They started to walk through the landscape and passed Eret's castle. Puffy explained some of the history.

"I don't know everything yet. I haven't been here that long, and a lot of things have happened on this server," she chuckled. "This is the community house, it's been blown up a couple of times."

Tommy didn't say anything the entire time they were walking. Until he stopped in front of a cobblestone tower.

Puffy chuckled. "The Disruption Tower. Some kid build it a long time ago. You like it?"

Tommy shrugged. "I don't really like cobblestone."

"Yeah, I guess it's a bit ugly. Then again, that was kinda the point."

They continued down the Prime Path and reached the Holy Land.

"So no one is allowed to kill anyone in these borders, or you'll never be allowed back on the serve-"

"Tommy?"

Puffy and Tommy turned around towards the voice. Quackity was standing next to the church. His eyes were wide and his mouth slightly agape.

"Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my..."

Tommy didn't move as Quackity slowly walked towards them.

"You're... You're here," a delighted sound came out of his mouth. But the grin slowly turned into a frown. "Wait, if Dream finds you here, he'll kill you. Okay, don't worry, I'll get you somewhere safe, and I'm sure Puffy won't tell anyone you we-"

"Quackity, it's okay," Tommy finally interjected. "I'm 18."

Quackity continued looking confused.