Mason: Woods, you look like hammered shit!
Me: Mmm yes, the bromance is real and I love Mason and Woods so much.
In Black Ops 4...
Savannah: Sergeant Frank Woods, you look like hammered shit.
Me: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK, SHE STOLE MY MAN'S LINE AND THIS IS ILLEGAL BECAUSE SHE'S LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH HER GRANDPA'S BEST FRIEND AND SHE TREATED THEM LIKE SHIT-
A/N: Alright, alright, if you like Black Ops 4, you can leave this one and I'm just here to roast that dumpster fire of a game that shall not be canon bc the devs were on crack when they're thinking about the campaign of it, because I don't like how they did so many characters like Mason, Woods, and Reznov so dirty and the story here doesn't even make any sense 🙄🙄
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Call of Duty : Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionBehold, various funny scenarios and conversations featuring our favorite CoD characters! This book will give you a look at wacky scenes with them, taken from my own Tumblr blog at @/smokeywhalee, so all of the content here were made by me!! 😁✨ ✯ In...
