The Amoozing Spooderman

CHAPTER 1: Uncle Boon

"Hey uncle boon look at my cool suit" Spooderman said to uncle boon
"I going to go buy some more chocolate milk," uncle boon said. Spooderman watched uncle boon walk out of the house.
"Get me a chocolate milk also"
"K" uncle boon said
After uncle boon got his chocolate milk he went to give some to Spooderman.
He saw Spooderman walking towards him asking for his chocolate milk.
"Here" uncle boon said throwing the chocolate milk at Spooderman and getting shot in the dick
"I got shot in the dick"
"Uncle boon!" The chocolate milk seeped into uncle boons dick wound
"SHITE"
"Spooderman I have something to tell you before I die"
"What"
"I fucked UR mum"
"But she's your sister!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!...blah hshshabshshsbbsbw" Spooderman threw up inside his spoodersuit and it slid down to his feet.
"It tastes like chocolate milk"
"Yum" uncle boon said.