Healed Hearts (Barduil & Legoriel)

The Carpenter

*Legolas knocks on Tauriel's door*
Legolas: Tauriellllll let me innnnnn!
Tauriel: Legolas what the heck?
Legolas: I wanna come in
Tauriel: are you... Drunk?
Legolas: maybe just a bit lol
Tauriel: 🙄 fine
*Legolas shuts the door behind him and immediately starts kissing her*
Tauriel: LEGOLAS!
Legolas: what?😏
*Kisses her more passionately*
*Slams into the wall*
Thranduil *from upstairs*: WHAT WAS THAT?
Tauriel: sh*t
Legolas: oh no
Thranduil: *bangs on the door* WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE???
Legolas: nothing!
Thranduil: didn't sound like nothing to me! *Shoves the door open* LEGOLAS GET OUT. NOW!
Legolas: ok lol. Come on Tauriel, we'll just carry on in my room.

Thranduil : YOU WILL NOT HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH THIS LOWLY SILVAN ELF ANYMORE!
Legolas : WHEN YOU ARE ALLOWED TO F*CKING F*CK BARD THAT SH*TTY BOWMAN FROM LAKETOWN THEN I CAN PLEDGE MYSELF TO ANYONE I WANT! AND TAURIEL ISN'T LOWLY! SHE'S MY QUEEN! MY EVERYTHING I LOVE HER!
Thranduil : YOU DID NOT MENTION - *hears laugh from behind him and turns around *
Bard : Oh come on my king you would have to tell your son anyway...
Legolas and Tauriel : *standing there mouth open *
Legolas : so you guys are... Dating or something?
Thranduil : no we -
Bard : yes we are! We love each other!
Tauriel : we could hear that haha
Thranduil : you weren't quiet either! And anyway, I won't allow that! Legolas needs a princess -
Bard: My love, am I a king?
Thranduil: No but -
Bard: Do you love me?
Thranduil: Yes, of course I do!
Bard: see? Let them be a couple! Their love is so strong, Tauriel makes a good princess!
Thranduil: But what about- AHHH Fine! you two have my blessing, but don't you dare break anything again!
Bard: *laughs * that will be difficult
Legolas: hey! You broke the desk three times!
Thranduil: Oh sh*it.

A few months later:

*Legolas and Tauriel's wedding night*
*Walks into Legolas's bedroom*
Legolas: you look so beautiful in that dress... But honestly you'd look even more beautiful without it 😏
Tauriel: You think?😏
Legolas: yep. Now, what do you say we give this new bed a try?
Tauriel: YES
Legolas: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
*Half an hour of frenzied kissing and you know what else later*
Tauriel: so great to never get tired
Legolas: ikr *continues*
*CRACK*
Tauriel: OH FFS
Legolas: LET'S GO! WE'RE FINDING A TREE RIGHT NOW!
Tauriel: you're not going to... You know, put your clothes back on?
Legolas: NO
Tauriel: Fine😂🤦

Thranduil walks to Legolas and Tauriel's room to say his final congratulations *knocks *
No answer.
*knocks again*
Legolas, Tauriel it's me Thranduil can I come in?
No answer.
*opens door and sees opened window *
Thranduil : what in the valar....
*walks around the corner and sees broken bed *
Thranduil : WHAT THE - HOW?! NOT EVEN ME AND BARD COULD BREAK THE NEW ONE! I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!
*walks to the opened window to close it and looks to the forest where a tree is moving *

I don't even know... I just don't 😂