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[boys gc]

Zayn: ms. Thirlwall just deleted the group chat.

Zayn: I was the last one out cause she removed us alphabetically.

Louis: Oh, how nice

Louis: removed alphabetically,, hmm. Sounds like something a teacher would do.

Harry: I feel sorry for her

Louis: for Jade?

Harry: no

Harry: for Adele

Niall: hahahahahahahaha

Louis: why?

Harry: you probably freaked her out

Louis: no, your funky ass killed her vibe

Liam: ?

Liam: I just woke up to find out how much trouble you guys are.

Louis: it's not like a group chat is needed for my soul to be refreshed.

Liam: Yes but they're upset cos of you

Louis: no they're not

Niall: You're the reason she removed the group chat.

Louis: Hey Liam, why don't you take Niall to church so you both could shut up.

Louis: It's just a fucking chat group

Liam: okay

Liam: Niall, lets go to church

Harry: I think Niall had a little contribution to that whole deleting a group chat thing.

Harry: he was saying a lot of "hi" too

Zayn: okay end of conversation.

Louis: ...

Louis: what if we wait for Niall to sleep and when he's sleeping, lets get him a tattoo

Zayn: I never thought of that, but sounds evil.

Niall: Wow, just wow. I'm never gonna sleep again😒

Harry: you ever think jade got a job on the side?

Harry: it's not like it's a big deal but like, she sounds like a teacher.

Niall: well, lets not make that a big deal

Niall: She's already upset cos louis called her single...

Louis: haha

[7 days later]

Niall: Jade just got herself a boyfriend

Louis: hahaha really?

Niall: Yeah, but it's just a rumour for now

Niall: she was hanging out with someone, I think the rizzle kicks guy

Zayn: she's fast

Louis: she took it personally

Harry: the Jordan Stephens one or the other one?

Louis: I'm pretty sure it's Jordan Stephens from who I can tell she would date

Harry: oh that guy?!

Harry: ed sheeran kissed him before. I was so angry

Harry: but TPWK anyway

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