Explorers of the Unknown vs Kaiju Foo-Foo

5 - It's the Ponytail, Man

Big Bunny Foo Foo—now Angry Bunny Foo Foo—was doing its best to make sure no one would ever be able to find a parking spot in downtown Greenville again. In a particularly over-powered combo move, Foo Foo fell forward on its front legs and used the coiled-strength in its hind legs to smash-kick a building.

Windows exploded. Steel girders snapped. Chunks of concrete went flying.

Screams of horror floated up from the streets as chaos and destruction rained down.

"—Plan D! We definitely need a Plan D!"

"There is no Plan D! The plans only go up to Plan C—"

"No-no-no! Plan A is always me, Chris! That makes the shrink ray Plan B, the sonic thingy Plan C, and whatever Jordan is working up Plan D—"

"—Plan A was never going to happen! Which makes Plan B the de facto Plan A—"

"If we had gotten to the bunny early enough, Plan A would have worked just fine!"

"What, you mean before that thing got big? You were planning on punching a little girl's normal-sized pet bunny rabbit?!"

Jason scowled obstinately. "It would have worked."

(Blocks away, a computer inside the Explorer pinged and displayed a message predicting that Jason was going to suggest punching the rabbit before it became a monster.)

With Jason wrapped in one of his arms, Chris slingshotted through the air. He had to snap his feet out to course-correct as the quickly-changing landscape was offering fewer rooftops for them to land on. The shift in the wind sent Jason's ponytail whipping into Chris's face.

"Fthhhhtp! Dude! C'mon!"

Jason was oblivious. "What?"