Punched, Drunk, & All Out of F*cks!:


If you're new to this page, I would recommend starting with one of these short stories (although, let's be honest, they're all great!)

Karen Finds a Hobby:

Geriatric Werewolves:



I'm a spinner of short stories, animator of gifs, and all around Creative Wizard™.

In my 20s, a few of my screenplays placed in national competitions. This screenwriting background has been a huge influence on my style and my stories are generally fast, fun reads.

In the past ten years of working as a creative professional, I've written & produced content for AAA, Visit Orlando, and the Orlando Sentinel.

I'm a *giant* nerd for creative process and tech in general. If you want to nerd out with me, I've got blogs on my website and am always down to connect on Twitter.

Let's connect!

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