Randomness (made purely out of boredom)

Ahsoka vs Vader but Vader is Family Guy's Stewie Griffin Vader

Ahsoka: then I will avenge, his death!

Vader: well uh... you see, Revenge is not the Jedi way so uh... yeah good luck with that

Ahsoka: I am no Jedi

Ahsoka ignites her Sabers as Vader ignites his, and they engage in an epic battle

timeskip

Ahsoka and Vader parry a few more blows before Vader force pushes Ahsoka down the temple

Vader: she may be an Alien, but she falls like a Human

Vader then turns to the Audience

VADER JUST SAID THAT

Vader: take it home with ya!

Vader then re-enters the main part and sees Ezra and Kanan heading to the Phantom with the holocron. being the dick that he is, Vader attempts to grab the holocron with the force

Ezra: no no no no no no no!

Vader advances and pulls out his phone

Ezra: KANAN! ITS HIM!

Kanan: I know! I got you!

Vader is looking at his phone, oblivious to Ahsoka charging at him from behind

Vader: wow alot of people are already tweeting "Vader just said that"

Vader then looks behind him as Ahsoka slashes at his mask

Vader: AH JEEZ!!!

both Vader and Ahsoka are sent tumbling into the ground. as Ahsoka gets up she hears something she had feared to be true

Vader: Ahsoka

her eyes widen as she turns to see Vader looking at her with a damaged mask, revealing Anakin Skywalker's (or rather, in this case, Stewie Griffin's (but they don't know that)) burnt face

Vader: AHSOKA WHAT THE DEVIL DID YOU DO I NEED THAT HELMET TO BREATHE!!

Ahsoka: Anakin..

Vader: DON'T ANAKIN ME BITCH YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME!!! ok ok ok ok I need to calm down.. I need something to distract myself

Vader then looks at the audience

Vader: ladies and gentlemen, Mr Conway Twitty

the screen then pans away from the Sith Temple and to a Conway Twitty music video, where he begins to sing

Conway: Hello Darlin

Nice to see you

It's been a long time

You're just as lovely

As you used to be.

How's your new love

Are you happy

Hope your doin' fine

Just to know it

Means so much to me.

What's that Darlin'

How am I doin'

Guess I'm doin' alright

Except I cant sleep

And I cry all night 'til dawn.

What I'm trying to say

Is I love you and I miss you

And I'm so sorry

That I did you wrong.

Look up Darlin'

Let me kiss you

Just for old time sake

Let me hold you

In my arms one more time.

Thank you Darlin'

May God bless you

And may each step you take

Bring you closer

To the things you seem to find.

Goodbye Darlin'

Gotta go now

Gotta try to find a way

To lose these memories

Of a love so warm and true.

And if you should ever find it

In your heart to forgive me

Come back Darlin'

I'll be waitin' for you...

back at the Sith Temple, Ahsoka looks at Vader (who was now standing up)

Ahsoka: I won't leave you! not this time

Vader: DAMN YOU VILE WOMAN!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!

Vader ignites his Saber and charges at Ahsoka. they share a few blows before Ahsoka stabs the ground with her sabers

Vader: oh ho ho, you've just written your death sentence

Vader leaps and slashes at Ahsoka, but she randomly disappears, leaving Vader to slash at the ground she stabbed

Vader: oh god damnit

the ground then collapses, sending Vader into it

we then cut to the Griffin Family Household where Peter finished telling the story of Ahsoka vs Vader

Peter: and that is how Ahsoka survived her battle with Vader

Chris: doesn't it seem cheap to just bring her back?

Lois: well it seems as though her death was pretty anticlimactic and a little selfish

Meg: I agree

Peter: shut up Meg

Brian: yeah this story was boring I'm out

Stewie: agreed

Brian and Stewie then leave the room

I was bored so here is story. Family Guy Vader best Vader change my mind I dare you