What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)

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Izuku: You whine too much.

Shouto: You love me

Izuku: Yeah, I do... <3

Shouto: I love you too <3

Shouto: So anyway, back to the topic at hand

Shouto: Can I have my kissing privileges back

Izuku: No!

Izuku: Not until you help Hawks with our Touya issue!

Shouto: Fuck I thought that would work

Izuku: You're so stupid 🙄

Shouto: A N D  Y O U ' R E  P E R F E C T

Izuku: Are you trying to win me over by complimenting me?

Shouto: Yes

Izuku: Well it's not working

Shouto: You're troublesome

The Cooler Touya: CAN YOU GUYS STOP BEING SO FUCKING ADORABLE BEFORE I FUCKING DIE

Keigo: I'd also like to make a complaint

Shouto: What is it this time 🙄

Izuku: If you don't stop that, I will bite you

Shouto: Kinky

Izuku: I—

The Cooler Touya: And you say that you're nothing like Touya

Shouto: Ofc I'm not

The Cooler Touya: Dumbass

Izuku: Shouto, stop getting sidetracked, help Hawks or else we're not sleeping in the same bed tonight

Shouto: F U C K

Shouto: F I N E

Shouto: Hawks

Shouto: Where was the last place you say Touya?

Fuyumi: Are we just gonna ignore the fact that they sleep in the same bed?

The Cooler Touya: And I perfectly condone it

The Cooler Touya: I hope Shouto's getting the most outta that ass

Shouto: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Izuku: Oh yeah, don't worry, he does

Shouto: YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE END TO ME

Shouto has left the chat.

Shouto has re-joined the chat.

Shouto: Fuck you, I can't leave because of you

Izuku: Mhm that's what I thought 😊

The Cooler Touya: So y'all fucked, right?

Shouto: If I admitted it, would Touya be informed

The Cooler Touya: Well I mean, if it just so happens to slip out...

Shouto: Then no

The Cooler Touya: sigh

Shouto: Anyway, Hawks

Keigo: Yeah?

Shouto: Where was the last place you saw Touya?

Keigo: Well we were at the top of Tōjinbō, listening to the water, looking off at the sea

Keigo: Then he said, something along the lines of "Shouto's a little bitch.  I'm gonna put a fish in his bed"

Shouto: Of course he did 😑

Keigo: So then he told me to go get some Yakitori for us since we were gonna be staying there for a while

Keigo: So I flew home and came back and he was gone

Keigo: It's fucking heartbreaking 😭😭😭

Shouto: I think I know where he is

Fuyumi: What the fuck is that screaming

Touya has been added.

Touya: YOUR FATASS JUST CRUSHED ME

Shouto: That's what you get for being under my bed

Touya: I HAD THE PERFECT PLAN SET IN MOTION, I HATE YOU

Shouto: You're annoying

Touya: AND YOU'RE A BITCH

The Cooler Touya: Ah here we are, back to normal

Touya: AND JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?

The Cooler Touya: The Cooler Touya

The Cooler Touya: Smh can't you read?

Touya: I— Natsu, the fuck're you doing

The Cooler Touya: I'm TOUYA stfu

Shouto: What the fuck's going on

The Cooler Touya: This

The Cooler Touya: