Keigo: After he got "deleted" he hasn't been around
Shouto: I only poured water on him
Shouto: It's not like I erased him from existence
Shouto: If I did, there goes an entire plot down the drain
The Cooler Touya: Don't talk about plot here, the fourth wall is broken as it is you inbred
Keigo: But he's gone, and usually he only leaves me alone when he's doing something illegal
Shouto: ...Not like it's your job to stop that but okay
Keigo: It's just so sad
Keigo: I miss the Yakitori
Keigo: The cuddles
Keigo: The kisses
Keigo: And let's not forget my favorite of them all
Shouto: You better not fucking say it
Keigo: The Frozen sessions 😔
Shouto: Ugh
Shouto: This is so sad, Touya, play Despacito
Izuku: Shouto! Don't be mean to Hawks like that >:(
Shouto: You're not my father
Izuku: But I can be your daddy ;)
The Cooler Touya: ...
The Cooler Touya: I was never here
Shouto: No.
Izuku: Hmph >:T
Izuku: Look, all I'm saying is that we should try and help Hawks
Shouto: But I don't feel sorry
Izuku: Shouto
Shouto: No
Izuku: Shouto.
Shouto: No
Izuku: Shouto Todoroki.
Shouto: Oh so it's gonna be like that
Izuku: Yeah.
Shouto: Izuku, be reasonable here
Izuku: No. Now you get no cuddles for a week.
Shouto: THAT'S BULLSHIT
Izuku: You know what's also bullshit?
Shouto: ughhhhh what
Izuku: That you won't help Hawks.
Shouto: That doesn't mean you have to revoke my cuddle privileges
Izuku: Fine then.
Izuku: No kisses for a month.
Shouto: KISSES!?
Shouto: FOR A MONTH!?
Izuku: Yeah.
Shouto: You're so fucking mean, what did I ever do, all I did was love you and now I get this
Izuku: Shouto Todoroki, all you have to do is help Hawks. It's as simple as that.
Shouto: You fucker, these rules suck
Izuku: You're just saying that because they're not in your favor.
Shouto: Well... DUH
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What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)
FanfictionIn which the chaotic energy of the Todoroki siblings drives Enji crazy
