~glares at 3 month hiatus~
Hello lads, I hath risen from the dead 🧍♀️
Sorry for being dead, school was an ass and I kinda ran out of inspiration. So after surfing ao3 for a bit (and getting lost on how to use it) I have come back with new ideas
Also name changes because yes and I may or may not have forgotten their gc names...
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Iruma: Why is it that you bake cookies and cook bacon?
Akamatsu: Iruma its 3 am.
Saihara: Respectfully, what the fuck 😀
Ouma: Rudely, what the fuck.
Momota: wait who the hell taught ouma sas
Akamatsu: Guilty
Akamatsu: so is saihara
Saihara: you...
Saihara: you...
Saihara: YOU SNITCH...
Harukawa: Sleep deprived ouma = sassy ouma
Ouma: sleep is for the weak.
Ouma: Monster and Gatorade is for the strong.
Momota: I have newfound respect for saihara and akamatsu now
Kiibo: Okay but back to the topic...
Kiibo: Iruma what the fuck
Iruma: If life is unfair to everyone, does it make it fair?
Tojo: Oh shit wait
Tojo: she has a point
Akamatsu: im starting to ponder life
Shirogane: Iruma if you dont STOP
Iruma: Why are apartments called "apartments"
Iruma: if theyre built together?
Shirogane: ...
Shirogane: oh look the river is looking awfully nice today.
Yonaga: Can I join you
Shirogane: A double suicide? Sure
Yonaga: ight ill be there in 5 minutes
Iruma: why are buildings called buildings when theyre already built?
Shinguji: Actually now that I think about it...
Ouma: Iruma I swear to FUCK.
Ouma: what do you want that you messaged this bullshit at 3am.
Iruma: I may or may not have gotten stuck in my room
Akamatsu: then use your goddamn key? 🤨
Iruma: well you see...
Iruma: my doorknob is broken and the key is in the washroom 3 doors down...
Tojo: wow Iruma's a Dhar man stan 🤯
Kiibo: ...
Kiibo: you dumb fUCK.
Iruma: look i just need someone to break in my house and grab the key
Hoshi: Why not just
Hoshi: i dont know
Hoshi: ASK YOUR MOM?
Iruma: Do you think ill be asking someone to get the key
Iruma: IF MY MOM WAS HOME?
Ouma: bitch calm down
Saihara: *gasp* Ouma-kun, language!
Ouma: 1) did you just type out "gasp"
Ouma: 2) nah fuck that
Akamatsu: LMAOO SAIHARA GET REKT
Iruma: KIIBO FREED ME THANK YOU
Kiibo: you owe me something tomorrow
Iruma: icecream?
Kiibo: icecream.
Shinguji: uhm anyways...
Shinguji: i made a poll
Ouma: let me answer it you dumb bitch
Shinguji: McDonalds or Wendys or Other
Ouma: fuck that
Ouma: Burger King
Saihara: WENDYS
Saihara: Duh
Tojo: their frosties are just
Tojo: EUGH 😩
Akamatsu: I like wendys too
Kiibo: McDonalds
Iruma: KFC 🏃♀️
Shinguji: ...
Shinguji: 😈
Ouma: OH NO
Shinguji: good cuz you'll love it WENDYS NUTS SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE 🤯🤯🤯🤯😈😈😈🥶🥶🥶🥶🤡🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Saihara: ...
Tojo: oh no you didnt.
Iruma: FUCK
Ouma: Saihara how in the HELL did you fall for this.
Ouma: I told you the exact same dn joke 10 hours ago.
Saihara: Shinguji I just wanna talk...
Tojo: come on lad lets meet up in the nearby cafe :)
Shinguji: fear
Iruma: Shinguji open the door :)
Shinguji: Youre not even at my door
Shinguji: OH SHIT NVM
Tojo: Shiiiiinguuuuujiiiiii
Tojo: open the motherfucking door :)
Shinguji: NAH FUCK THAT IM HIDING
Ouma: ya need my lock picking skills or...
Iruma: Yes please :)
Shinguji: NONONONONO NO DONT
Ouma: lmao im already here
Iruma: Oh Shingujiiii were coming in :)
Kiibo: good luck shinguji
Kiibo: Irumas got a frying pan and Tojos got a metal bat
Akamatsu: ...I think ill just go back to sleep...
Saihara: Good idea...
Saihara: wait...
Akamatsu: what
Saihara: why is Shirogane and Yonaga walking down the sidewalk while soaking wet
Saihara: like literally leaving a whole puddle of water behind them
Kiibo: oh shit they actually went to the river
Akamatsu: Im sure they just took a dip
Kiibo: most likely
Yumeno: someone explain why i have a million notifs and why I saw Yonaga and Shirogane swimming and playing around in the river
Saihara: bc of Iruma being a bit to philosophical
Yumeno: ight
Ouma: LMAO TOJO PUNTED SHINGUJI 50 FEET UP IN THE AIR
Yumeno: WHAT
Akamatsu: LMFAO
Saihara: gn...
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Mischief Madness | Pregame V3 Chatfic
FanfictionA chatfic about the DRV3 pregame cast also Includes some DR2 cast members. Not much of a story line, just a chatfic about the pregame cast. To know more, read the A/N at the start
