Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch55 - I think of you as a friend

[Yearning For invites you to join his team. Yes, No. ]

"...."

Jing Huan clicked "Yes" and wondered if he should turn off the share location feature to his friends, or he'll expose his position all day long without any privacy at all.

Thinking of this, he moved his mouse to Yearning For's information, and as expected, he couldn't see his coordinates.

"Good morning, Gege." Jing Huan saw that his friend list was nearly completely gray. Neither Love is For You to Eat nor Long Road Ahead were online. "It looks like we're the only ones online?"

"Morning." Xiang Huaizhi replied and took him out of the city.

Jing Huan had just woken up. He was lazy and didn't speak or type. He just wanted to see where Yearning For was taking him.

After several scene changes, they arrived at the Valley of Falling Flowers.

Jing Huan finally couldn't help but ask, "Gege, are we on a date..."

"No," Xiang Huaizhi said, "We're completing your business."

Jing Huan was stunned and raised his hand to fill up his health bar. He had quietly guessed something in his heart.

They had just walked to the most beautiful waterfall in the Valley of Falling Flowers, and Jing Huan hadn't even seen anyone yet when the chat channel first popped up with a message.

[Current] Ji Xiaonian: I love you too. For the rest of our lives, wherever we are, I will never leave or abandon you. [heart]

Ji Xiaonian was standing under the cherry tree, and next to her was a refined scholar. They seemed to be on a date. They were dressed in couple clothing, and the characters were tightly hugging each other, completely lovey-dovey.

Jing Huan seemed to have seen the name of the scholar before on the ranking list of the server, but he didn't have much of an impression of him.

Of course, that didn't matter.

Jing Huan didn't think that Yearning For brought him here to eat dog food.

Sure enough, he hadn't even asked when a line of yellow characters first appeared.

[Attention please! Team leader Yearning For has issued a compulsory PK to Ji Xiaonian! ]

Jing Huan: "..."

Ji Xiaonian had obviously discovered them as well. Unfortunately, Yearning For was so fast that she didn't have time to run away.

[Current] Ji Xiaonian: ???

[Current] Ji Xiaonian: Are you crazy? Sneak attacking me??

Xiang Huaizhi didn't respond, throwing out an immortal binding cable and not leaving Ji Xiaonian a chance to escape.

[Current] Ji Xiaonian: What does that matter have to do with me, are you going to camp me every day? Only knowing how to bully women, really shameless [vomit]

[Current] Ji Xiaonian: Slag man [despise] nausea [vomiting] dog man and woman [spits]

Ji Xiaonian was an expert at being deliberately ambiguous and ridiculing. Soon, she had covered the entire chat with her words.

Jing Huan's liver ached, and he slammed the keyboard, typing out a heap of words to fire back.

"No need to argue with her," Xiang Huaizhi said.

Jing Huan paused. "How did you know..."

"Your keyboard is very loud." Xiang Huaizhi's voice was flat, completely unaffected by Ji Xiaonian's words.