Mjolnir: come on sir, you've got a good thing going for ya
Vile: is that any way to talk to your men?
Ahsoka: yeah! or me?
everyone then keep talking and talking and talking... except Fiend, who's sick of it
Fiend: guys shut up... no, really guys, shut up. I had a whole song planned. shut up guys
a few red sparks fly off of Fiend's body, and 2 sith yellow dots appear behind his visor
Fiend: shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Fiend: joining the republic hasn't gone so well
this Legion's my detention cell
I feel the need to scream and yell
I wish that you'd all BURN IN HELL!!
Fiend is now completely pissed off, his eyes blood red and sparks of Argent Energy irradiating off his body
Fiend: OH! OH AND IT GETS WORSE! I HAVE BEEN TO JURY DUTY ALOT AND I'M NOT EVEN 20! I ALWAYS GET THE MALFUNCTIONED SEATS ON PELICANS!! LAST YEAR, NOBODY WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
everyone just looks at each other, visibly hurt from Fiend's words. Ahsoka seems to be more hurt than the others
Fiend: FUCK ALL OF YOU! FUCK EVERYONE! AND FUCK THIS FUCKING SONG!!
Fiend then calms down, return to his normal state. Fiend breaths as Tex breaks the silence
Tex: hey Fiend?
Fiend: what
Tex: the separatists are here
Droid Commander: ATTENTION REPUBLIC SCUM! PREPARE FOR YOUR INEVITABLE DEMISE!!
Fiend sighs
Fiend: yep. ok
the droids aim at Fiend and co
Vile: alright sir, what's the plan?
Fiend: at this point, I'm just thinking about letting them kill us all
Ahsoka: you've gotta be kidding
Fiend: I'm really, truly not
Droid Commander: ready! aim!
Ahsoka: FIEND!
Fiend: ok, I've got it
Mjolnir: what?
Fiend: I'm definitely gunna let them shoot us
Droid Commander: FIRE!
the droids fire, but nothing comes out
Droid 5: uh... commander?
Droid Commander: yes private?
Droid 5: do these rocket launchers seem a little light to you?
Droid Commander: yeah... they kinda do
Tex: holy shit! they don't have any ammo!
everyone gets ready to fight, except Fiend, who sulks
Fiend: god damn it
then everyone engages in battle... except for Fiend, who slowly walks back inside the base, falls face first on his bed, and cries himself to sleep
I was bored, so here is another installment, inspired by Red vs Blue: The Musical. for context on the themes here, I highly recommend reading "The Legacy of Fiend-205" (I keep telling you it exists despite the fact that I know damn well none of you are gunna read it)
also, I have a youtube channel. maybe go subscribe to it or something
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wattpad didn't let me link it so here's a screenshot. bye bye
