Moon: Thank you so much for bringing me and Qibli here, Toucan
Toucan: Eh, no problem! I needed-
Qibli: Yeah *places his wing around Moon* I mean, we've been trying to avoid Winter ALL week
Kinkajou: Really? Why?
Moon: Because...because...oh moons, I can't say it so loud *whispers into Kinkajou's ear*
Kinkajou: *eyes widen and suddenly her scales turn red*
Turtle: What is it, lovely?
Kinkajou: I would tell you...but I'm SO mad right now
Peril: *storms into the cave, her scales bright* OH MY MOONS, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPED IN THIS SCROLL I READ! I DON'T WHY BUT THIS STRANGE LITTLE SCAVENGER WROTE THIS SCROLL AND TRANSLATED IT INTO DRAGON, SO NOW DRAGONS CAN READ IT! SO, I FOUND IT IN THE LIBRARY AND I THOUGHT 'HEY, WHAT A CUTE NAME FOR A STORY, I WILL MOST LIKELY HATE'. Well, I mean, Sunny found it and took it off the wall, but I chose to read it. But then again, Sunny had to read it for me-
Qibli: Can you get to the point, please?
Peril: Yeah, yeah! ANYWAAAYYYY, I STARTED READING IT AND LOOK WHO IT'S ABOUT! IT'S ABOUT AN ALTERNET UNIVERSE WHERE MOON CHOOSES WINTER INSTEAD OF QIBLI! AND THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED ALASKA, BUT WINTER STARTS TO BECOME MORE PARANOID -- EVEN MORE PARANOID THEN HE ALREADY IS, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF -- AND THINKS THAT MOON IS CHEATING ON HIM!
Moon: WHAT?! I would never!
Peril: Yeah. But you also would never choose Winter. Soooo, just deal
Moon: You're mean
Peril: What else would I be? I mean, everyone HATES me
Moon: Couldn't you be, like, sad or something?
Peril: First off, I'm already sad. Second, how can I be sad if I'm with Clay?
Moon: But you aren't
Peril: But in the story I am...ALSO, THAT REMINDS ME! TURTLE AND KINKAJOU, YOU GUYS ARE MARRIED AND HAVE A DRAGONET NAMED OTTER! WHO LIKES ALASKA BUT THEN ALASKA FALLS IN LOVE WITH DEATHSTALKER! I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM BUT I FEELING IT TIES INTO THE STORY!
Turtle and Kinkajou: *jaws are dropped*
Peril: What? I was BOUND to happen sooner or later! ANNNNNYYYWAAAY, SO WINTER, GAVE QIBLI A NOTE THAT SAID "MEET ME AT THE ICE BORDER THING OR ELSE MOON AND SOME OTHER DRAGONS I FORGOT WILL TURN UP DEAD"
Qibli: I have a feeling that Winter didn't write The Ice Border Thing
Peril: Shut up. SOOO, WHAT HAPPENED WAS THAT QIBLI DIDN'T TELL MOON -- OH WAIT! I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING! WINTER HIT MOON --
Qibli and Moon: He did WHAT?
Qibli: If this was real I would SO kill him! But...then again, he is my friend...but then again he HIT you!
Moon: ....Are you done?
Qibli: yes.
Moon: Good, because Peril isn't stopping. And I'd like to find out what she is talking about
Peril: ANNNYYWAYYY, SO QIBLI DIDN'T TELL MOON AND THEY WENT ON A FEW DATES, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO NOW. AND ALASKA MET GOBI--
Turtle: Wait, who's Gobi?
Peril: Moons. She's Qibli's dragonet
Qibli: I have a dragonet!
Moon: Apparently we both do
