Flagpole

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Crios: If you lick a flagpole, your tongue will get stuck. Did you know that?

Leena: Only if it's cold. 

Korathius: *Shivering violently* Wh-which it is.

Bannard: DUDE. 

Bannard: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU COLD RIGHT NOW?

Korathius: How are you not cold? It's freezing!

George: Which gives me the perfect opportunity to test Crios's theory. 

Gina: Rumour has it that if you do that, your tongue will freeze and shatter. Do you really wanna risk that?

George: That won't happen.

Korathius: Famous last words. Lemme tell you, you WILL regret this. 

George: I don't care.

~Later~

George: HELF! MY TUH ITH THTUCK!

Crios: Knew it!

Leena: If we pour hot water over your tongue, it'll unfreeze. It'll also hurt, but it's that or stay stuck. 

George: Alrigh.

Korathius: I hate to say "I told you so", but...

George: FUH YOU!

Mila: Watch your mouth.

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