mays: polly do you know the password to kara's computer?
polly: fuck you mays
mays: hey!!
polly: you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyoumays"
mays: no numbers? not very safe
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mays: if the moon is made of cheese and saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on mars?
kara: yellow
mays: no, the correct answer is packing peanuts
kara: oh i see, because you carry the two and-
rina: what is wrong with you people
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mays: rina!
rina: yes?
mays: can a person breathe inside of a washing machine?
rina: what-
rina: oh god, where's polly?!
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jaemin: there are 8 chairs and 13 kids, what do you do?
mays: have everyone stand
rina: bring 5 more chairs!
polly: the most important ones can sit
kara: kill 5 of them
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