polly: what if rina kisses me?
kara: you kiss her back
polly: oh okay... but why her back though?
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kidnapper, calling rina: give us $5,000 and we'll give her back
mays, offended: you think i'm only worth $5,000?!
mays: give me that *snatches phone*
mays: MAKE IT 10 BILLION DOLLARS
rina, on the phone: MAYS SHUT THE FUCK UP
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quadruplets: *loses mays in a crowd*
kara: oh, thank goodness
*five minutes later*
kara, screaming: HAVE YOU SEEN MAYS SHE'S LOUD AND ANNOYING, AND I GUESS SHE COULD, OBJECTIVELY SPEAKING, BE CONSIDERATE ATTRACT-
polly: should we tell her she went to the bathroom?
rina: no fucking way
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kara: i ran out of hair sauce
polly: what the fuc-
rina: shampoo, she means shampoo
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